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returntothepit >> discuss >> Phone call I just received by archaeon on Feb 19,2008 2:57pm

post by archaeon at Feb 19,2008 2:57pm edited Feb 19,2008 2:57pm

"Good afternoon this is Yolanda from..."

I hung up. I can't think of any scenario where I would need to talk to a woman named Yolanda. EVER.

post by Kinslayer at Feb 19,2008 3:07pm

RACIST!

post by Yeti at Feb 19,2008 3:14pm

"CHILL THAT FUCKIN BITCH OUT!"

post by DestroyYouAlot

at Feb 19,2008 3:19pm

"SAY 'BITCH BE COOL!'"

post by archaeon at Feb 19,2008 3:23pm

"BITCH I'LL SLAP YOU SO FAST"

post by metal_church101

at Feb 19,2008 5:28pm

She was just looking for the ghetto.

post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 19,2008 5:45pm

what if she was offering free blow jobs? talk about a missed opportunity.

post by DaveFromTheGrave

at Feb 19,2008 6:30pm

post by sxealex

at Feb 19,2008 6:31pm

YOU SIR HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

post by martins

at Feb 19,2008 6:32pm

Dude that was my mom. She wanted to ask you about tomorrow night. How many condoms should she bring for you?

post by archaeon at Feb 19,2008 6:34pm

sometimes having a little nigga in you is good

post by archaeon at Feb 19,2008 6:36pm

I still wouldn't want to SPEAK with her.

post by NIGGER

at Feb 19,2008 8:49pm

I KNEW IT
ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE CLOSET HATAS

IT'S OK
U ABOUT TO HAVE
A BLACK PRESIDENT

LOL
PWNT

BLACK POWER!

post by RichHorror

at Feb 19,2008 8:53pm

She probably wanted to get married to attain citizenship.

post by archaeon at Feb 19,2008 8:53pm

She was clearly of Latin American descent, NIGGA

post by NIGGER

at Feb 19,2008 8:55pm

YO LANDA

WELL, IF SHE IS HISPANIC
HIT THE BITCH

PEOPLES COMING IN AND TAKING ALL THE FOOD STAMPS
WE GONNA KILL THEM BEANEATERS

BLACK POWER!

post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco

at Feb 20,2008 2:25am

archaeon said	[orig][quote]
"Good afternoon this is Yolanda from..." I hung up. I can't think of any scenario where I would need to talk to a woman named Yolanda. EVER.

hahahahahah. Grant, marry me.

post by DestroyYouAlot

at Feb 20,2008 9:25am

NIGGER said	[orig][quote]
I KNEW IT ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE CLOSET HATAS IT'S OK U ABOUT TO HAVE A BLACK PRESIDENT LOL PWNT BLACK POWER!

Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

post by xmikex at Feb 20,2008 11:55am

Ever notice how all women named Yolanda look like their name would be Yolanda.

post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco

at Feb 20,2008 12:36pm

haha, yes!

post by xmikex at Feb 20,2008 2:15pm

Yolanda

And perhaps the best Yolanda specimen I've ever seen....

post by pam

at Feb 20,2008 2:20pm

I've met two Yolanda's in my life, one was Slovakian with a uni-brow, and the other was Chinese and 7 feet tall.

post by DestroyYouAlot

at Feb 20,2008 2:29pm

That second to the last one was kinda cute, in a non-Yolanda-looking way.

post by sxealex

at Feb 20,2008 2:29pm

wtf a 7 foot tall Chinese woman!?!@#!@

post by dreadkill

at Feb 20,2008 2:33pm

sxealex said	[orig][quote]
wtf a 7 foot tall Chinese woman!?!@#!@

yao ming with a minge

post by pam

at Feb 20,2008 2:37pm

sxealex said	[orig][quote]
wtf a 7 foot tall Chinese woman!?!@#!@

It gets better...I met her because she mail order bride'd into my ex's family.

post by xmikex at Feb 20,2008 2:37pm

DestroyYouAlot said	[orig][quote]
That second to the last one was kinda cute, in a non-Yolanda-looking way.

fuggin pucker up, dreamboat.

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