http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/worklife/01/28/worst.say.at.work/index.html

pretty sure i've said most if not all of these things at every job ever. whoops.

That's it? I'm sure they could have come up with a better list than that.

i wish it was cool to say fuck you, pay me now

i regularly say "i got so trashed last night".

Today I said, "You should have killed me when you had the chance"

Totally inappropriate.







You should be using the word "wasted".

forgive my insolence. i will work harder.

"I got so trashed last night ... "

What if you got trashed WITH your boss? Your move, CNN.

this is almost as disappointing as naked lindsay lohan

yeah, that list is retarded. how about these:

"Oh, don't use that copier. My ball sweat tends to linger for at least an hour."

"Would you wanna grab some lunch sometime? And by 'some lunch' I mean 'my ball bag' and by 'sometime' I mean 'right now, with your mouth.'"

"So I was walking to work today cause my car got impounded...did I mention I killed like 3 cops last night? By the way, I need you to hide this in your desk for me."

If you thought she would look like anything less than a freckled bag of cat vomit naked, you should be disappointed in yourself, not her.

don't you mean anything MORE?

and besides...if you make milliions of dollars for supposedly being hot than shouldn't you be required to be hot?

No, cat vomit is the highest level of hot that bitch can ever hope to achieve.

well i thought she would be more than cat vomit

lemur vomit at the very least

then again, i know nothing of lemur vomit in comparison to cat vomit

Lindsay Lohan has nice boobies though.

haha done that. before i was legally able to drink no less.

I don't think anyone at CNN has ever worked in a kitchen...

agreed.

Haha that's exactly what I was thinking. Complete different set of rules in the kitchen.

"Hey, do you think selling this bag for $40 is a ripoff?" is a normal conversation with my boss.

bennyhillifier

I once got fired from my job for telling my boss I was going to shoot him. Well what happened was I was passed over for a promotion for the 6th or 7th time, after 5 years of running the dept. I was in. and What I actually said was (jokingly) talking to my friend, saying when I come in with an AK, remember to stay on this side of the building. I am going to spray that side down. Some little douche when right to my boss thinking i was going to go postal and they fired me on the spot and had security escort me out. not a great thing to say working in a government contracting warehouse!!! hahah whatever, my boss got fired a couple months after me because he was fucking one of the dudes in shipping!

WTF
DID HE GET GAY ON YOUR ASS TOO?
SHIT, I KNOW A LOT OF BOYS ON THE DOWN LOW

BUT SHIPPING?
THAT IS GETTING RIDICULOUS

BLACK POWER!

i got fired once for using this website.


Rev, you'll be hearing from my attorney.

He knows them in the biblical sense. He likes to get his balloon knot stretched by white sausage.

OH

WELL, I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT THIS WORK YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT
GOT STATE AID AND PIMPIN
WEED GOES OUT THE DOOR AND TWENTIES COME IN

OTHER THAN THAT
WTF
WORK?

MUST BE A WHITE CODE WORD FOR
OBLIGATING ONESELF TO TEDIUM
WHILE AN EMPIRE DECAYS

SO THE BLACK MAN RISES AGAIN

WORK CUT WHITEY'S BALLS OFF

BLACK POWER!

Will u b ma shawty?