Opie singer of NOTHING BUT ENEMIES was almost beaten to death late sat. nite at aparty on North Beacon St. in Allston/Brighton.The main attacker is a japanese skinhead.Possibly from Portland Me.Anyone who can offer real info please post it.

VTEC just kicked in yo

Is he alright?

He has staples in his head and his face looks like Baghdad but he's in good spirits.Any information is appreciated.

Dying to hear the story behind this one...

No story, for once Opie was just being mellow.

that sucks, glad to hear the guy didn't get killed.

Doesn't it just freakin' figure? LOL

(In all seriousness, hope he recovers OK. He outta the hospital, yet?)

Bottom line-A Good Friend Needs Our Help.

Yeah?
And I'll do it to all of you if you don't keep your mouths shut. I defeated opie with karate and raydens finishing move from mortal kombat.

BABALITY

That's right, folks, this guy turned Opie into an infant after sweep-kicking him into a corner for five minutes.



Japan is fucked up.

Don't turn this into a joke thread.

Where did you think you posted this?




Too late - but, since joke threads stay bumped on the first page (and we don't have stickies here), you've been done a favor. You're welcome.

I didn't think there was any such thing as a Japanese skinhead.

REPRESENT, MOTHAFUCKAS!

SIRIUS 100/101.

Hugs said:

no.

largefreakatzero said:

There's a whole "samurai skinhead" thing over there - and being pro-Japan enough to be rebellious in a society that's pretty aggressively pro-Japan in the first place requires some extreme measures.

did he look like this?

It was me, fuck you

How about this?

Oh! it was This guy!

What a joke. What a pussy. I got some info for you-your friend is a giant hairy pussy.

this sucks. opie rules and is one of boston's only true punks. a true gent who's only fault that I've seen is saying the word cut after every word when he drinks.

what's wrong with saying cut?

Opie is a trooper... Glad to hear he is hanging in there and I hope he's better ASA-fucking-P.

I say fukka after every word.

luckily this japanese wasn't stereotypical...he could've had a katana ya know

on a factual side note: there have been several recorded katana fights in downtown worcester involving varyious asian gangs. that'd be a spectacle i'd put money on any day

"what's wrong with saying cut?"

it makes everyone nearby stop filming.

I also heard a rumor that opie was chilling out on drinking.

the_reverend said:

That's not what I hear him say after every word... LOL

BTW, you meant cunt, yes?

oh yes I did. that is my phone getting behind and auto-completing

DestroyYouAlot said:

Yet another sub-culture that I was unaware of and will continue to not care about. I'm glad I live in the woods.

I love the interweb.

Do you think Japanese Skinhead's favorite album is White Lider?

Did this happen after midnight? I've got a theory about today going here...

i never knew this subculture existed

Keith, I'll be over around 9 to go visit Opie with you. I think Zach may join us...

This may well turn into one of the threads of the year if all goes right.

JAPANESE RACIST AS SHIT YO
THEY FOUGHT WITH HITLER

BLACK POWER!

Man, the only thing japs understand are A bombs

portland maine? are you sure you didnt have him confused with chiodo?

PUNK'S DEAD...OPIE YOUR NEXT!!!

JAP HC said:

"YOU'RE"

SacreligionNLI said:

that would be awesome if it happened in the banana. we could cheer it on.

Ctb0rderpatrol said:

That's exactly what I was thinking. But I don't think Chiodo could pull that off.

Come on guys...this is a good friend of many people on the board, not a joke...

Anyone that was at the PanzerBastard/Noosebomb/Nothing But Enemies 7" release show a few weekends back know the guy...he sings for NBE...

He was legitimately almost killed and for once, I'm not being an insensitive douche and ask that you let up with the jokes.

This is gaysauce. Really sucks, hope he's doing okay.

Are you suggesting Opie hasn't cracked a joke or two about it himself? I'm going out on a limb and saying, "yeah, no, that's not Opie." Like I said, it keeps the thread bumped. And after about two lame posts of "bump" everyone just stops looking at it anyway - this way it's still an active thread.

Oh, also:



LULZ

(556 views, BTW.)

I hope they find the cocksucker... A jap skinhead from maine cannot be that hard to find. Any more info than that? Who was he hangin out with? Who was Opie with? Is that the only guy that attacked him?

3 skins in total, I guess one was a Nip.

They didnt like his deaths head pin, I guess.

The 556 views are for tools looking to make a mockery of a serious thread... but thanks. I'll go cry...I'm wicked emo.

What is a Nip?

Yeah, c'mon...we all know this shit is only funny if it's some ELSE's friends or family suffering.

A.PANZER said:

Come on - it's jokes, we're not the ones kicking anybody. You may not know if from my posts, but I'm bummed about this too - I'm just not getting bummed about it publicly, on the intartubes. The fact of the matter is, this thread hasn't left the top half of the page, and anybody logging on here to check out the forum that knows anything is gonna see it. What the hell else matters? We spend most of our day laughing at fucked up shit here, partially because it's actually funny, and partially because there's some this you can either laugh about or cry. Are all supposed to get all nice and cuddly and PC because the fucked up shit happened to someone we know, this time? I expressed my concerns on the first post, what else am I supposed to do? Besides keeping the thread bumped? Which, if we don't post, doesn't happen? Should I just say "this sucks" over and over again, or should I try and see the humor in the fucked up thing that happened? Or should we just not post here, and let it go to page 5? Which one helps? From the OP (LOL), Opie's "in good spirits" - should we, then, not be?

Also:

Dammit, you made me break character.

Look, I'm the guy who cracks jokes at funerals - that's just how I deal with this shit. I've been to enough of the damn things. You deal with it your way, I'll deal with it mine.

a nip is a jap...

CNV said:

Yes, as stated above "nip" is a racist term for asians. Others are:

"Dink"
"Slope"
"Gook"

largefreakatzero said:

Properly speaking, a "Nip" should really only be applied to the Japanese - "Nip" being a shortened form of "Nippon" ("Japan" in Japanese, if you didn't know).

I mean, if we're gonna be racist, here, let's at least use the proper terminology.

Are the Boston Police informed of this? If not, I may be able to help.

You forgot slant(any asian) and chopstick (chinese)...


And sorry for being emo. You guys are right; if this had happened to any of you or your friends, I'd be mocking you with jokes like "...they ALMOST killed?...pshhh wimps"

DestroyYouAlot said:

Thanks for the clarification. I will be sure to apply my bigotry more carefully in the future.

The fact of the matter is someone was seriously hurt for a really stupid reason. Anyone who does does stupid stuff like that deserves proper punishment. People take this all different ways, but again, the fact of the matter is this dude was seriously hurt. I don't know him personally, but whoever did this to him needs to be dealt with. Shit like this can't slide through..

wrong. nip is a shortening of niponese. it's as racist as jap for japanese. nips are japanese.

the_reverend said:

6 posts ago called - it wants your input.

A.PANZER said:

SRSLY - It's all about perspective. I've known Opie for almost 10 years, now, and the worst thing he's usually guilty of is having an Opie-sized mouth - no excuse for what happened to him in any case - and it sounds like he wasn't even guilty of that, this time. I'm just powerless to do anything about it, so I do the next best thing - which, in any and all cases, is post kittehs.

sorry, typing slow.

i thought this was about Opie from the Opie and Anthony Show getting killed.

They really are the ugliest guys around.