http://store.magiccirclemusic.com/product/...om-%22Warrior%27s-Shield%22-Natural

MANOWAR fans have requested a special piece of merchandise from their favorite metal band. MANOWAR has heard these requests and delivered. The new MANOWAR condoms are the perfect romantic accessory for all true metal couples. Whether you are looking to spice things up in the bedroom or meet somebody new after the show, MANOWAR condoms will do the trick. Now, you are ready for any chance meetings that turn into unexpected friendships.

This special "Warrior's Shield" is made of 100% natural rubber latex and transparent in color. All condoms are FDA approved against pregnancy, AIDS and other STD's. Expiration date, lot numbers and health advisories printed on the back of each condom.

The "Warrior's Shield" is individually packaged with the white MANOWAR logo emblazoned on the package. The "Warrior's Shield" is sold five (5) condoms per bag.

Now you can not only say Fuck The World, you can do it as well.

Use MAGNUMS or go home!

AUTOPSY_666 said:

I have used Magnums since I was 16...great rubbers...just too thick.

Never knocked a bitch up with em.......and they fit snug as a snugglebunny......no ribs though :(

what the fuck is a condim?

that is too fucking cool.

yup, magnums all day

although using condoms is general sucks

Haha, I google image searched "general sucks" and this came up...

ha whoops *in general

If I get scaly dick or knock a bitch up using your condoms......

....I'm comin' for you Manowar.

if you use a manowar condom, you aren't just having sex with manowar, but everyone that manowar has ever been with

I bet manowar tested these themselves on each other

On the page, it says it costs $6.99 for a quantity of 1. Is that $6.99 for just one condom or one pack of several?
I'd be willing to bet it's $6.99 for one condom.

Men who wear loincloths have no need for latex petersheaths. We use the innards of those conquered.

"Tall, short, fat or thin, we have sworn to put it in."

i hate condoms. stds are fucking stupid assholes.

LOL! WTF? They should have one of Manowar's album covers printed on the actual condom. That would be hilarious.

Drill With Power!

or it could be a loin cloth with a condom.

Ryan_M said:


The "Warrior's Shield" is individually packaged with the white MANOWAR logo emblazoned on the package. The "Warrior's Shield" is sold five (5) condoms per bag.

Haha, I read through the article to see if it said how much in a pack, and I don't see how I missed that! I must have been tired....or stupid.

Do they sell a combo pack that comes with a pair of Gloves of Metal? That'd make a killer stocking stuffer.

They ought to call them "Love Gloves of Metal".

Gloves of Metal +1, +5 vs. poseurs

The irony of this thread is that people who listen to manowar typically do not have sex with women, making birth controll somewhat silly.

Niccolai said:

It's a highly involved simulation. YOU'RE RUINING THE VERSIMILITUDE.

MY BARELY ADEQUATE SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF IS CRUMBLING

this just doesn't seem safe to me. maybe if they were made out of chainmail.

the fight paris ones i got were free.

yea but fight paris is the worst band ive ever seen.


i really think the condoms should say manowar on them. anyone can put a sticker on a package. i want my partners to know that im all about heavy metal or no metal at all.

yeah, but when i talked to "$taxxx" he said they get all the girls.
he also told me about a members coke problem.
i wouldn't trust those fight paris condoms though.

man of war rules.

The fact that any woman sleeps with those mulleted mutants is enough to make me want to turn in my vagina.

are you talking about fight paris or manowar?
according to staxxx the girls were lined up around the bend. for their van....