probably. your listed under links for hxc tough guy. i LOL'd


http://www.yourscenesucks.com/

repost!

but still funny

HOLY SHIT. the new ones they have up there are fucking amazing.

pam said:

I figured

intricateprocess said:

worth repeating though.

in a scene flooded with jet-black hair, piercings, and eyeliner, this spunky dude is a breath of fresh air. unfortunately for him, he looks just as silly as his contemporaries and appears to be suffering from an even worse identity crisis.

one could argue that he might be the male equivalent of rainbow brite. his wardrobe primarily consists of brightly-colored american apparel products. this might be acceptable and even cute for a teenage girl, but for a 20-something guy with hairy legs? this is a problem.

it doesn't stop there! he appears to be reliving his childhood; he embraces nostalgia in the form of retro video games, ninjas, robots, dinosaurs, 80's icons, and anything with a moog synthesizer.

despite his uber flamboyant appearance, his nostalgic tendencies, and his dedication to pop-punk prepackaged for preteens, he does have one masculine quality: a crush on paramore's lead singer, hayley williams.

sadly, she is nine years his junior.

i wouldnt mind starting a "Mortal Kombatcore" band

this bro has gone through every possible scene phase in the past few years, so he reverts back to hip hop- which he vaguely remembers being cool in fourth grade. signs of his previous flings with the "scene" are still apparent in his plugs, hidden tattoos and the swoop haircut that resides under his fitted cap.

inspired by icons such as pharrel and jay z, the faux hip-hopper runs his own urban streetwear line that mainly consists of googled images and all-over gold leaf printing. references to drugs, pop culture, and blatantly copyrighted images are a must.

he proudly displays his $800 bape hoodie which is, unbeknownst to him, a fake. his shop of choice is karmaloop.com, and frequently spends way more than he is worth on limited-edition nike dunks.

although he favors hip hop and lists his ethnicity as "of african descent" on myspace, he resides somewhere in portland and plays drums for a metalcore band. to make things worse, the faux hip-hop scenester doesn't know a single black person and fears for his life when one enters the room.

FuckIsMySignature said:

dude we put all these so called "Mortal Kombatcore" bands to shame.
along with our vegetarian hunting song we are also making a really korey kombat some.
think powerglove but less tech and more br00talz. but its br00tal enough to be techhy.

The "Brootal Kid" description for fans of JFAC and such is fucking dead on:

"not sophisticated enough to understand technical metal, and too much of a pansy to hang with the death metal crowd, he hangs with the rest of the brootal kids. as a collective, they have no idea where they are headed. they listen to brootal music not because they have an appreciation or understanding of it, but because it is practically unlistenable."

the br00tal kid looks like 90% of the kids who went to drifters and stood of to the side till a breakdown came on.

ha, the hxc tough guy has return to the pit as a bookmark.

ya i dont quite understand that... I do however think we should start going on the other boards listed for like emo and other shit and have a very good time starting problems.

dreadkill said:

nice job reading the OP

RTTP is probably listed only because they already used the b9 board.

i like how they havent put up one for Death Metal scene peeps. maybe cause we rule too much? yes, i'll go with that one.

that is pretty funny.
I'm fairly certain that means that I've become.

CMTAIB said:

The best part is that I go to school within Boston's distribution warehouse for these douchebags

hahaha the new ones are so dead on

Fuck_Logging_In_NLI said:

nice job logging in

I have a yourscenesucks banner on my Myspace. SUPPORT!!

Sleeveless leather shirt???

That's a mainstream bm thing.

FASHION IS IMPORTANT GUYS LOLZ

Lamp said:

no, going to this show is important

where were you, sir?

I was there actually, but I left pretty early because everyone I knew was leaving and I didn't feel like being an hour and a half away from home with nobody to talk to for an extended period of time.

Were you the blonde longhair guy wearing the Rotgut shirt taking pictures?

dreadkill said:

fuck logging in

Haha, Dropdead patch.

Lamp said:

yeah. If I'd recognized you I would have said hi.

AUTOPSY_666 said:

Clearly he hasn't done his research; that's Horgh's belt and greaves, but he's holding Abbath's axe. Tsk tsk, www.yourscenesucks.com, tsk tsk.

Fucking hysterical site, BTW.

CMTAIB said:

That's funny; apparently said singer of said band is this girl:



(Pedobear added by yours truly, but you know she loves it.)

Wow... Eerie. I'm friends with this guy. Like, exactly this guy, it's an uncanny resemblance.

That pic with Rich and popcore dork has me crying. Oh shit..that is too funny.

Is his name Adam? Destroyyoualot

DestroyYouAlot said:

Dropdead, His Hero is Gone, and Neurosis are not only "obscure", but also "grindcore"? God damn this site blows ass.

yummy said:

Neh - Matty Medina. Currently in Milwaukee, IIRC. The resemblance, however, is eery. Especially the "carefully concealed Against Me! tattoo and sad-sack expression.

Lamp said:

Calm down, Lamp. A year or two ago, yes, this girl would totally be wearing these patches. You need to not spend so much energy being too cool for stuff; in a few years it turns you into me, and nobody wants that.

Lamp, I thought the same thing.

Seriously, the popcore dork, the hxc tough guy, the generic "emo" girl, the orgcore punker and (to a lesser extent) the up the punx guy all bear startling resemblances to folks I know and/or are friends with; to the extent that I wonder if this guy's from NE.

Edit: "Am," not "are." Me not smart.

menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:

Looks like I need to sue somebody.

RichHorror said:

Clearly. I mean, you're about as posi as it gets.

And if anyone wants to see the orgcore punker, walk literally anywhere in Cambridge and you will see him about 12 million times.

"stoked on life"

DestroyYouAlot said:

Edit: Yup, he went to RISD.

RichHorror said:

as well as allston. williamsburg hipster can be found in allston as well


Its kinda funny how true how the descriptions are as well as the charecters.

I resent the black metal knight description. My sweatpants are plaid, not green.

hahaha the 8 ball in a sock thing is hilarious. isn't that what i was threatened with? I think we're being spied on...

KillerKadoogan said:

Standard issue.

rich is hanging 10!

those were spot on. Worcester is infested with just about all of those.

See, maybe I just don't get this. Instead of making fun of people outside the norm, why not make fun of the 90% of the planet that wears Gap jeans and a polo shirt day in and out?

Lamp said:

The issue may be that some people supposedly "outside the norm" try SO FREAKIN' HARD to fit into the exact niche which they inhabit that they loop right back around to normal/laughable. Or, y'know, we could not overanalyze it and just laugh at how lame scenesters are. Either way.

BobNOMAAMRooney nli said: