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returntothepit >> discuss >> should we be allowed to clone ourselves? by succubus on Jan 5,2004 10:26pm
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should we be allowed to clone ourselves? - usless poll
1yes
2no
no vote


toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 5,2004 10:26pm
should we be allowed to clone ourselves?

ps: i can already foresee some people's replies about having sex with themselves..sigh

but what do you think?



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jan 5,2004 10:27pm
No, but only because I think some things just shouldn't be messed with. Cloning is one of them. I think we started messing with shit that shouldn't be messed with around the time of the Industrial Revolution. We really jumped the gun with nuclear weapons.



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Jan 5,2004 10:29pm
think of all the virgins you could have!!!!!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 5,2004 10:39pm
and if you could, would sleeping with your self be gay?



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Jan 5,2004 10:42pm
the_reverend said:
and if you could, would sleeping with your self be gay?



it'd still be a male (or female) you're screwing, so yes, it's gay.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 5,2004 10:43pm
then masterbating is gay?



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 5,2004 10:46pm
i'm not narcissistic..heh..so i'd clone my bf and get twice the pleasure


hahaha

ps: i voted no



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jan 5,2004 11:04pm
Yeah, if I did have a clone, I would definately not fuck it. The idea of inserting my penis into another man's anus is horrible, especially if the person is identical to me.



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Jan 5,2004 11:29pm
Big no to this one. We need less people on this planet, not more. They need to start eliminating unnecessary groups of people until about ¼ of the global population is left, then we can start cloning the people with decent enough DNA to be worth having around.



toggletoggle post by NateDeadwater   at Jan 5,2004 11:32pm
i would totally give myself head



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 5,2004 11:35pm
you wouldn't rather receive it from yourself?



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jan 5,2004 11:50pm
isn't cloning as bad as having kids?
i mean, kids are like little versions
of us. then again, if my kid was as
bad as me, i'd kill it.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 5,2004 11:53pm
MyDeadDoll said:
if my kid was as
bad as me, i'd kill it.
not if we made a clone together

it would have 4 giganorous b00bs ...we could call it mydead succubus

i think it should be a girl




toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Jan 5,2004 11:54pm
succubus said:
you wouldn't rather receive it from yourself?


well you would expect his clone, like him (i assume) to suck (no pun intended) at giving a man oral pleasure.



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Jan 5,2004 11:56pm
succubus said:
MyDeadDoll said:
if my kid was as
bad as me, i'd kill it.
not if we made a clone together

it would have 4 giganorous b00bs ...we could call it mydead succubus

i think it should be a girl





lol that's pretty funny.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jan 6,2004 12:14am
MyDeadDoll said:
isn't cloning as bad as having kids?
i mean, kids are like little versions
of us. then again, if my kid was as
bad as me, i'd kill it.


If it was as bad as you then wouldn't it kill you before you knew it was as bad as you?



toggletoggle post by NateDeadwater   at Jan 6,2004 1:04am
take into consideration, being a man, and knowing your own penis like you do, wouldnt there be no one else who would know hot to get the job done than yourself?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 6,2004 10:32am
I probably would do whatever with myself cause I jerk myself off all the time and I'm pretty good at it.
then I would give it to succubus in both holes at the same time.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jan 6,2004 12:38pm
succubus said:
not if we made a clone together

it would have 4 giganorous b00bs ...we could call it mydead succubus

i think it should be a girl



Great Idea!!



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jan 6,2004 12:39pm
retzam said:
If it was as bad as you then wouldn't it kill you before you knew it was as bad as you?


I dunno... would it?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 6,2004 1:15pm
that's an excellent point.



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Jan 6,2004 6:29pm
i would only clone my penis



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Jan 7,2004 1:16am
the_reverend said:
I probably would do whatever with myself cause I jerk myself off all the time and I'm pretty good at it.
then I would give it to succubus in both holes at the same time.


well one of the reasons of having a girlfriend is so that u no longer need to do it yourself isn't it? also, say you cloned yourself, and that clone fucked your g/f, is that considered cheating on her part? sure it's you but it's not YOU.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 7,2004 1:19am
as I said, I would double hole her.
and then clonex50 and bukkake storm her.



toggletoggle post by MarkKevorkian  at Jan 7,2004 1:25am
I would only clone myself so he could go to work for me every day. Which we give me more time to get drunk and think of my girlfriend of almost 6 years cheating on me and kicking me out two days before Christmas. Am I the only one who is drunk and miserable right now?



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Jan 7,2004 1:45am
I'm not drunk but I'm usually miserable. Women ain't nothin' but trouble. Either a rapper or a redneck said that, I don't even care which.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jan 7,2004 2:18am
hey, not fair, not all women are trouble!!!



toggletoggle post by MarkKevorkian  at Jan 7,2004 2:26am
From the looks of your picture you are trouble. That is the kind of trouble I like.



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Jan 7,2004 2:29am
That's the kind of trouble you can use to keep your hands (or something else) warm.



toggletoggle post by MarkKevorkian  at Jan 7,2004 2:33am
That my friend can warm your hands, your heart, and your soul.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jan 7,2004 2:42am
**blushes**

thanks



toggletoggle post by MarkKevorkian  at Jan 7,2004 2:44am
You just made my day a whole lot better. Is that callous or am I just being honest.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jan 7,2004 2:49am
me? i did?



toggletoggle post by MarkKevorkian  at Jan 7,2004 2:51am
kevorkiansangels.cjb.net



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jan 7,2004 2:54am
ummm... what's this? we're
advertising here now? well
my lame ass can be found at

http://members.aol.com/mydeaddoll



toggletoggle post by MarkKevorkian  at Jan 7,2004 2:59am
I'm not advertising. I was trying to tell you to check out our site. I signed your guestbook.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jan 7,2004 3:01am
thanks...

but you just didn't love me enough...

heheheheh....



toggletoggle post by MarkKevorkian  at Jan 7,2004 3:04am
Give it time my love, give it time.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jan 7,2004 3:10am
i have no time, i need love and i need it now!



toggletoggle post by MarkKevorkian  at Jan 7,2004 3:12am
Well then give me your address for fucks sake.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jan 7,2004 3:13am
umm... so... you gonna come all
the way to AZ?



toggletoggle post by MarkKevorkian  at Jan 7,2004 3:15am
if that's what it takes. I have no job a handful of cd's and a couple cases of beer. I can be there in a week.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jan 7,2004 3:18am
ok, it's a date, but there's just one thing....



toggletoggle post by MarkKevorkian  at Jan 7,2004 3:20am
You have my attention (here comes the punchline everyone)



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 7,2004 3:22am
psst Dolll...

he's already cloned...




toggletoggle post by MarkKevorkian  at Jan 7,2004 3:26am
Thank you and I expect to see you at some of these shows this week. If you aren't there we will be very sad.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jan 7,2004 3:27am
wooo... two times the fun...



toggletoggle post by MarkKevorkian  at Jan 7,2004 3:29am
Thank you and I am serious about driving there I am bored as hell.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jan 7,2004 3:30am edited Jan 7,2004 3:32am
ummm... it sucks here, though....

and i have a "boyfriend"

heheheheh

plus, i get my tonsils out friday so i'll be
no fun for two weeks...

and rev... you can still have my tonsils
if the surgeon gives them to me...



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 7,2004 3:32am
yes i will be there thursday, saturday and sunday!

ps:i wish i had whiskey here now because i'd warm it up ...and drink it..i'm sick..boooo



toggletoggle post by MarkKevorkian  at Jan 7,2004 3:37am
Well I will buy you a drink on Thursday. Buy some whiskey tomorrow and make some tea put some whiskey, or as I like to do put some tea in your whiskey and you should feel better.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jan 7,2004 3:40am
why on earth would you want to drive
across the country to see someone
you've never met or talked to?



toggletoggle post by MarkKevorkian  at Jan 7,2004 3:45am
Good question.Where I live sucks and it's time for me to go somewhere. Even for a little while anything is better than here.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jan 7,2004 3:48am
umm... apparently you're drunk...

where i live it sucks way more
than any place on earth!

and if you decide you're coming
anyway, you need to bring someone
with you... this might involve kidnapping...



toggletoggle post by MarkKevorkian  at Jan 7,2004 3:50am
I might be semi fucked up but I am not homicidal.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jan 7,2004 3:50am
i said KIDNAPPING not HOMICIDE!!



toggletoggle post by MarkKevorkian  at Jan 7,2004 3:52am
Good point. Well I don't want to do that either.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jan 7,2004 3:53am
ok, well, this person may come willingly...



toggletoggle post by MarkKevorkian  at Jan 7,2004 3:56am
Well it looks like we have a date.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jan 7,2004 3:58am
we do then?



toggletoggle post by MarkKevorkian  at Jan 7,2004 4:00am
If you say so.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jan 7,2004 4:01am
no hon, i think you said so...



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