he pulled around a bus into my lane without his lights on and I had to slam on my breaks and pull into a parking spot. Lawrence needs a Jimmy Justice.

and the worst thing is that the little Vietnamese shop that I'm getting lunch at changed their menu... so they just plopped down an F5 which is now a giant plate of pork instead of tofu with noodles.

i'm surprised your repressed carnivorous tendencies didn't emerge in a violent pork induced frenzy.

I hate those commercials.