This may come as a slight shock to those of you who know all the inside dirt regarding the last TYAG "split" I guess you could call it, but I have re-re-joined the band (3rd time's the charm, right?). Niccolai has also rejoined, and Mike (MSD) from BOE/Noosebomb/Composted is handling the drum duties. It was an extremely careful decision to be made, and all past issues have been swept under the rug as a more mature and professional TYAG is taking shape.

I'm not sure what sort of detail I am allowed to go into, but I can say that a full length album is in the works, slated to be released sometime in mid-2008 along with ample distribution, touring and merchandise amongst much other fun stuff to be revealed later.

i give it a month

I knew all of this already.

not everyone is fucking MSD, rich.

Don't kid yourself.

Is The Body Farm still anything?

I was gonna find a picture of a dead horse and post it, but instead I'll just call this version 3.5.

FuckIsMySignature said:

I give it a day...

Oh wait, we all signed a contract so I guess we're screwed, haha.

I knew stuff before EVERYONE!
Especially Rich Horror.

I knew it 27 years before TYAG formed.

ZJD said:

You know it. It's just moving slowly as usual. We have drum tracks and 1 guitar track recorded for our demo. Our bassist is involved in some pretty awesome shit that I won't mention yet that will drag The Body Farm out even more, haha.

BornSoVile said:

I wouldn't hold it against you for posting a dead horse Josh, haha. It would only make sense.

Meanwhile Keith is being a superhero in Worcester, Max is doin top secret shit, Mark and Nic are still gay and Eliot does the worst impression of a black guy ever.

This band will rule.

doing this now obligates you to play a show with Never Stay Sober.

whiddley whiddley whiddley reaaaaaaw.

bree

I thought lil' Tony was doing drums?

sinistas said:

That was the original plan, but he's pretty far away from us all, plus he's in a handfull of other bands and wanted to get a space all the way in waltham, which is even further away.

He's a good drummer, but MSD is local and has much more free time to tour and such.

There were no hard feelings. He's an awsome drummer and won't have any problem being successful.

Blue said:

FuckIsMySignature said:

Terminally Your Aborted Devin

will this release well.... bring the slam?

sick, good luck Maaahk

archaeon said:

if it does anything but...i'll sure as shit be disappointed

MarkFuckingRichards said:

is it touring with despised icon as a fill in member?

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

it's on his myspace page, not really a big secret.

i said SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

NO! i will not be silenced. :(

and DI needs a drummer for the tour? dang.

and I'm betting you guys went back cause devon and elise broke up.

I hope that means devon will start posting again

dreadkill said:

Hey, you be quiet, you!

And, not that I'd know, be maybe I might know that DI's drummer slot for the tours is taken care of.

Dankill said:

hahaha, it's public information. you guys are acting like i let some secret out of the bag.

the_reverend said:

took the words right out of my mouth.

that was your mouth?
probably why it smelled of 11 year old anuses and all i could find lying around to dry them off with was jap scat porno mags.

the_reverend said:

i heard that devon wasnt able to move his appliances through his myspace so after the girl was gone, the band picked back up. will he still sell washing machines on the side? who knows.

vagina aint worth it

We've decided to release this clip of our new song.

Prepare to be amazed:

http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/4/5/958314/TYAG-new-song.mp3

damn now thats DA SLAM

Well, it's actually a .29 second long clip of 'hold on for one more day' by wilson phillipse played backwards.


But I think it successfully captures the overall message we are trying to convey here.

I'd have to agree.

I believe that next week, the jim ash will be back in bane of existence. granted they t that point will have to change their name to bane of the existence which was the whole reason he quit in the first place.

everyone is reverting to a year and a half ago

It's like the good old days, but not that long ago.
THROWING SHRAPNEL REUNION!

Dankill said:


especially since i never got to see them. DO IT!!!

Hahahahahaha, I totally got TYAGrolled with that clip, Niccolai.

I guess Max going on tour with Despised Icon isn't really "classified info," but I was going to make a post about it the day before he left for tour as a semi-official news posting on behalf of The Body Farm. Thanks Ken. Thanks for stealing my THUNDAH!

As far as the reasons for re-joining TYAG go, I will be honest and say Elyse and Devon breaking up was a factor; I'm not going to go into details, but he's a much better person without her and it's good to see the Devon I knew when I first started TYAG with him in April of 2002. The record deal is fucking sweet too, so that helps, haha.

yeah... Devon was a total douche-nugget with her around no-chinning it up.

MarkFuckingRichards said:

The dumptruck full of pizza had nothing to do with it?

was it just pizza? because a dumptruck full of pizza is nothing without a front end loader of mosh tossed in.

You know, I saw the dumptruck full of pizza in the contract, but I have not seen it in real life. I'm becoming a bit skeptical. If anyone moshes in my pizza I'm going to put my boot through their throat(s).

MarkFuckingRichards said:

ha, exactly. considering he has the tour dates posted on his page, i don't see why everyone acted like i was ruining a surprise party.

The only party that you ruined was the one that I set up in my pants for you, Ken. I miss your kurly hands in my kurly places.

I am wrong at life.

bree bree whitechapel bree bree

MarkFuckingRichards said:

i ruined a special pants party for me? :(

not pizza assholes. keep up with your own fantasies. it's pasta and a shit ton of it.

archaeon said:

Looks like Niccolai got a few extra chromosomes for his birthday.

lulz

Why the hell did devon put THAT picture up out of all of them? he got some spla'nin to do.

is nic playing guitar or basson

baboon? nicco's playing the date rape.

FuckIsMySignature said:

well then come see Holy Fuck in Jan.

archaeon said:

Both.

Trust me Nick, if you had seen the others you'd say that's the best one anyway, haha. We'll have some real pictures soon. We might as well strive to look like idiots though, since we all look like tough guy death metal dudes circa 1996...well except Devon. He's too hip to the now.

Looks like Nic's got that thick tounge, if you catch my drift.

Mark, your serious face is utterly frightening. You look like you could rip someone's arms out of their sockets.

Uh oh, sounds like Dan wants some of that "thick tongue!" HEYO! Funny that you mention that Anthony, I ripped my own arms right out of their sockets right after that, just to make sure that myself knew how tough I was.

archaeon said:

More like White Castle, from that pic.

White Castle is delicious.

Mark, we should put the pictures I photoshopped on myspace instead of that one. I look like a fucking chode.

Talk to Devon! I do like the way you brought your face down so it's level with the rest of us, but I don't know about the way the logo is used.

niccolai said:


yeah you do, the camera does not lie.

the_reverend said:

where did you hear that?

MarkFuckingRichards said:

I thought the same thing:

hahahaha

bahahahaha

DestroyYouAlot said:

let me guess... niccolai rings the bell for TYAG now right?


ZING

DestroyYouAlot said:

hahahahahahahaha. We're all at practice now rolling on the floor laughing at this shit. My dick is out too.

menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:

I don't see a difference... I just see black shirts and blue jeans.