PBR keg, free food, NOOSEBOMB will play, most likely followed by drunken attempts at ACDC and KISS songs. Im gonna start grilling at like 3 or 4 o'clock, play at like 7 then drink till i fall down. i got a bunch of couches and chairs so there are plenty of places to crash here

i got a fire pit and outdoor speakers so it should be a fun time.

come get fucking annihilated in beautiful lowell massachusetts

schwaggz666@yahoo.com for directions

i could get "annihilated" in beautiful lowell ma everynight of the week if i wanted too.
lowell's lame.

xanonymousx said:

So stay at home and masturbate.

THE WAFFLEHOUSE

I demand the following:

A: To see the race up the Rocky steps
B: To be brought up to date on allthese inside jokes I've been missing
C: SlugPuncher
D: A free cup for my broke ass

wait, white people smoke crack now?

KillerKadoogan said:

Convince Jeff to face me in a rematch and I'll show all the original video. He got drunk and admitted to me last night that he keeps putting off a rematch because he's nervous that he's going to lose.

I challenged that fuck to a flat-out footface and he demanded we race up the rocky steps. When we get there, though, it's made up of little tiny steps perfect for his scrauny chicken legs. I had to skip 4 steps at a time running up them to keep a normal stride and it sucked.

REMATCH!

haha I'll do my best to persuade Jeff with KISS comic books and booze. That's the best I can do though.

White people have always smoked crack, Aaron. Get with the times.

Lowell: home of Kerouac, the folk festival, the mills, and pioneers in smoking-crack-out-of-a-lightbulb

And accidentally parking in front of gay clubs.

and accidentally gaying in front of parking clubs

your party will pale in comparison to my margaritafest!

good time tonight, was good to get out of the house and be around friends!

no kidding. I hadn't seen half of you fuckers in months and months. I do believe Eric promised us more shows at his house,too, so we gotta hold him to that.


Also, i got 3 out of my 4 demands!

KillerKadoogan said:



everything but the race, and that's just because Mikey's too embarassed to be seen being beaten by Jeff. Good times.

Squat mattress.

I was glad to have learned of the word Squat Mattress.

I also learned what Mikey/MSD considers to be the most fucked up thing he's ever seen, which in itself made the night worth it. Ask him yourself, it's worth it. Rich's shit-cumming story comes in a close second though.

msd told me that story and then I immediately started to DoS him.

Adam got a OUI last night leaving there.

KillerKadoogan said:

I'd like to hear both of these stories.

haha ask them. i couldn't do em justice.

damn, i never got to hear either mikey or rich's stories.

squat mattress?????

there will be future shows here. both my roommates, who don't really like metal, brought up the idea of having shows here on a regular basis. they apparently had a pretty good time last night.

i must thank all of those who dropped me while i was trying to do a keg stand. my back really appreciates it.

that sucks about adam.

Me and Adam agreed that our respective bands should play in Eric's basement on the same night.

squat mattress???????????

You were too busy romancing me and Mike to remember what it means.

me giving love to your respective skulls is far from romancing my friend. you could not resist my charm

No joke.

rich, i was actually very dissapointed to find out that you were not involved in the tiki torch javelin throwing escapade. i had such high hopes

I let down myself hugely. No matter how much I drank, I couldn't get hammered. I think I broke my drunk gland.

you are still avoiding the subject at hand...........squat mattress????????


i demand answers

hahaha

Squat Mattress is a crust girl. It's the coolest.

hahahahaha

but.......punk girls rule!

They do. Especially when they walk into fridges and speak in mumble language.

I only know a few punk girls...And they all smell