black dudes are out in full force tonight holla'ing back at the banging white bitches they see. watch your women fellas. i read online once (or was it an ashton coutcher movie) that once a black dude holla'ed at a girl and she left her husband for him. im going out on a limb here and guessing that the guy was martin lawrence.

omg... word is that the blacks are making a holla train when a white female is located... THIS IS A LEVEL MAGENTA WARNING HERE FOLKS.

I was riding bmx in boston tonight and a couple of black guys pulled up next to some white undergrad chicks all ho'd out and said "come over here, we're having a party down the street." The dumb bitches started walking over and I yelled "hey, get away from my sisters!" and then they snapped out of it and walked away, with the black dudes calling me an asshole amongst other things.

so you are saying that you holla'd back?

Not quite... I guess it was more of a holla breaka on my part. Cracka playa hataz in full effect.

C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

you saved a small part of the world right there. im not a doctor, but 75% of the time, when a black guy has sex, the girl gets pregnant. fatgirls are running around 62% of the time. that means that if a black guy and a fat girl had sex, they would get pregnant 137% of the time. that means 100d of the time the girl would get pregnant and 37% of those would leave the girl DOUBLE PREGNANT!

from one earth dweller to another, thank you.

ps if you need more proof to this sience, just look at lisa lampinelli's abortion line item on her medical expenses. THROUGH THE FRIGGIN ROOF!

DestroyYouAlot said:


bennyhillifier


you took the words right out of my mouth, haha

no idea what I just saw.

I 100% back the Rev's science.

oh man. when my (super hot - fo rill) girlfriend and i went on a cruise to the bahamas last month, she got her hair braided in the front. just on the half-hour ride home from the airport, no fewer than four Negro-piloted cars slowed down or sped up on the highway to "holla" and voice their appreciation. not even joking. the two weeks that followed were a veritable onslaught of "holla". good thing i'm Black-below-the-waist, so i don't gotta worry bout her runnin' off for a taste of the real deal.

... cuz word on the street is they don't go "back"

once they go black, i won't touch that.

first off i got free food and drinkd and he wasn't black
only when i was walking back did i text you what happened and there was no hollering...he was sweet and polite.

the_reverend said:

ya dam it.then our tax dollars pay for fucking babies.

sweet and polite? I guess the adjust their strategy when they see a class white broad. makes me feel bad for hollering so rudely when I saw you.