An old man with a shovel approached me today and said, "You will be famous someday very, very soon. Unfortunately, I'll be dead by then," and walked away. What the fuck do you say/do after that?

I say kill him with his shovel and then bury him, he'll be dead and u'l be famous, just make sure u get caught.

woah...you will be famous for killing the guy with the shovel. just like that monkey paw story.

I hope I'm that creepy when I'm old. What happens if I don't kill him? Will he kill me first then kill himself? I'm a-scared.

don't worry if he kills u, u'll still be famous

Shit.

im picturing the creepy old guy with the shovel thats in home alone. It was probably him and he meant to say that he is famous.

oh damn i posted that while you posting that picture

ha ya thats the first thing i thought of... couldnt find a picture of him with the shovel though unfortunately.

i was thinking the same shit after i read it too just couldn't remember the movie. Just watch out for the trash can man

that was albert fish

hahaha i too thought of the old guy from Home Alone.

Maybe I've been "Punk'd," and Ashton Kutcher has been replaced by shovel guy from Home Alone.

"Shovel'd"

I'd watch that.

you'll be famous when the body farm releases some tunes

80081e5 said:

yea, but not the good kind of famous.

The Gilbert Godfree kind of famous.

80081e5 said:

Well looks like it's gonna take me another 20 years to get famous then...heyyooo!!! I kid, I kid.

Niccolai said:

Does that mean you are gonna do a musical rendition of the Aristocrats? that would be so mint.

MarkFuckingRichards said:

Get famous son!!!