Massholes, oh how I hate you.....

Our highways are clogged with your worthless, bad driving selves...our taxes stay low and yet you come here, despite raping your own state of millions of dollars in tax money......where is your loyalty???

I need an option that is just 'I'm a Masshole and very proud of my asshole demeanor' but has nothing to do about going to Maine ever. Not even to visit my grandparents. Dedication!

We see that gey license plate and say..."Oh shit, it must be summer.....the faggot loving liberals are back."

I for one, am sick of seeing so many goddamn obnoxious vanity plates in NH. Add that to your poll.

FuckIsMySignature said:

plus one. almost as annoying as the 'support the troops' plates and magnets.

FuckIsMySignature said:

How damn right you are. I can't articulate in mere words how accurate you are.

You forgot the "Fahk you you fahkin' retahded fahk" option.

Double post for the win.

Niccolai said:

I dunno - if I could steal enough of those magnets to completely cover my van from top to bottom, the looks I got driving around might be worth the shame of having one of those within 50 feet of my vehicle.

waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!

move to canada

to the fag who keeps complaining about massholes....jokes on you faggot boy your from NH


+2 for me

KeithMutiny said:



hahahahaha i am sure he would find someone up there to be racist or sexist or just fukn ignorant to.

You forgot about Vermont. There are Masshole tourists there, too. The Massholes are known for being psychotic drivers. Whenever I visit my family in Vermont, people see the Masschusetts license plate on my car, and they stay the hell out of my way.

let me explain to you the real problem: the east coast. the weather here is shit, and makes the roads here shit all year long, potholes the size of cars, and assholes the size of your mom. Id be a douche too if i had to endure this bitter fucking humid as fuck summer, freezing bullshit winter my whole life, breaking axles and denting wheels every time i want to drive to the corner and pick up your sister. Suck a dick east coast weather, I hate you. My only consolation is that soon we will have nuclear winter all year long everywhere, so there wont be anywhere nice to dream about moving to.

On the topic of roads, let's hear it for Rhode Island, worst roads in the country, yeah wooooo!!

dont forget worst casino, worst state capitol, and worst well ...state.

Automatic win.

wtf is adventure shopping?

duely noted.

DestroyYouAlot said:

AAAHAHAHHA me and my friends stole those things for an entire summer. We had like 430 of them.

My favorate ones are the autism awareness magnets.

mass dood said:

For one, I'm from Maine. Secondly, it's "you're", not "your".....fucking retard. Your school systems obviously suck, too.

It's the US.. the school systems ALL suck.

Niccolai said:

It's called an ellipsis, and it's three periods. As in "ironic..."

An aposiopesis can be achieved with two, three, or more periods or asterisks, pending the reader wasn't taught English in the previously mentioned American school system.

Boobs..

( @ )( @ )

... and va-jay-jay.

(|)

Also, fuck you.

that looks like an unborn babies coin-purse.

but I guess one man's two-month old fetus asshole is another man's delicious vagoo.

Cricket is regarded as New Zealand's main summer sport, and the New Zealand cricket team (known as 'The Black Caps') usually ranks in the top four teams in the world in both test cricket and the shorter one day forms of the game. Netball is New Zealand's most prominent women's sport, and the New Zealand national team, the Silver Ferns, have been world champions on several occasions. New Zealand is one of the leading nations in world yachting, especially open-water long-distance or round-the-world races. In inshore yachting, Team New Zealand won the America's Cup regatta in 1995 and successfully defended it in 2000.

Fruits.

You son of a bitch..

Hahah

I would haveto disagree with that article though. Cricket is in NZ what soccer is to the US. everyone who isn't a fairy or 14 year old girl makes fun of it.

Rugby is where all of the hype is. Rugby fans go to war with one another as if their personal honor is at stake.

Niccolai said:

Yeah, but pointing that out doesn't make you look fruity in comparison.

yea I'm kindof doomed.

If it helps any, at least New Zealand doesn't keep giving Drew Carey sitcoms.