Just tried these cause my roomies picked them up. At first I couldnt figure out what they tasted like. But then we decided that it had a ketchup flavor...then noticed mustard, pickles and onions. I immediately became aware of how they came up with this flavor. Its tastes exactly like if you were to take double cheeseburger from McDonald's and whipe off all the condiments (burger grease included) with a regular doritos chip and then consume. As unappetizing as that sounds... I plan on eating the entire bag tonight.


Oh and we are supposed to name it I guess. All I could come up with is
Double McRitos.

http://x13d.doritos.com/

Yeah we had a bag of those in the car on the way to Maryland Deathfest. We all picked up on the mcdonalds burger taste right away. I thought it was fucking gross. I dont think we even finished the bag.

double cheeseburger flavored dorritoes, amazing and disgusting at the same time. Personally i will stick to eating baby fetuses over that

the "ad generator" on the website is hilarious

blahblahblah BLAH BLHA bahalallablahblah.

For the vegetarians out there, these have actual meat products in them. Only non-veggie dorritos.

I had some hot spicey doritos the other day.
they were ok.

These are excellent

i thoroughly endorse these

When I had them I thought they were fucking gross. Tasted nothing like you're describing.

DeRtOxIa said:

those were soooooooooo god awful

the remaining aftertaste lingered enough to ruin my lasagna. quite unpleasant. i am hereby renaming these to Craporitos.

Fuck you Frito Lay

i thought this flavor was awesomely awesome. i cant find them around here anymore though. sad face.

FuckIsMySignature said:

That's exactly what I said when I tried these, except I said Burger King.

i actually submitted my suggestion/description/whatever for the contest thing they were having...

"Hot cocky"

Vaginal ketchup

X13? I refuse to consume any food product with a name that sounds like a secret stealth bomber project.

I dunnoo... that fighter jet does kinda looke like a Dorito.

Hmm, yes I see your point with the triangular shape and such.

i thought it was a burger or hot dog with all the fixins...couldn't figure it out, though they did say it was "an all american classic"...

they are really nasty, I almost hurled , My bag had a really strong pickle flavor, I tried some from a friend who bought them also, his tasted like a McD's burger.

i_am_lazy said:

maybe they have a few different flavors and are actually saying they are the same.
the commercial is very funny.

that sounds fucking nasty. if you are going to eat flavored Doritos, Cool Ranch all the way.

Firey habinero is the shiznit!!

I'm in favor of Steak or Terriyaki Flavored Doritos

Yeti said:

DO YOU HAVE ANY SNACK CAKES OR CORN FLAVORED CHIPS???

I'm frickin STARVIN here.

HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. MY YODELING MANSEED-SPRAYER CAN KILL A YAK AT THIRTY PACES WITH ONE SWING. IT'LL BE A COLD DAY IN HELL WHEN ANYONE ON CAN COMPLAIN ABOUT THE POWER CONTAINED IN MY FORTUNE 500 FETUS FACIALIST. I'LL TRACK YOU DOWN, WITHDRAW MY MISCHIEVOUS MAIDEN MANGLER FROM MY UNCONSCIONABLY SEXY SUIT AND WATCH IN SILENCE AS YOU BEG TO SUCKLE AT MY TERRIFYINGLY TANTALIZING TESTICLES. YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO RESIST ME AS I SATIATE MY RANDY RAPE ROD USING YOUR QUIVERING FLESH. I'LL LEAVE YOUR CORPSE FOR PASSERSBY TO FIND IT, NAKED AND DRIPPING WITH SEVERAL HELPINGS OF MY EXTRAORDINARILY EFFERVESCENT ESSENCE OUTSIDE THE LOCAL ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. THEN I'LL MOVE ON TO YOUR MOTHER. I GUARANTEE IT.