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returntothepit >> discuss >> Iron Man!!! by ConquerTheBaphomet on Jun 29,2007 1:55pm
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toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Jun 29,2007 1:55pm



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 29,2007 1:56pm
Robert Downey Jr as a super hero? Kinda pushing it. Iron Man does however rule.



toggletoggle post by boine at Jun 29,2007 2:57pm
this just finished filming and there not gonna have Mandarin they felt it was an offensive character or some shit



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jun 29,2007 3:01pm
robert downey, jr. is almost perfect for the role of tony stark/ironman, since both have ongoing personal conflicts. i'm sure he'll fit right in.

this movie better be good. marvel and DC need to fucking chill with their never-ending battle of who can make more movies out of comic books. at least the indie comics have more flair to them (most of the time) when they're made into movies.



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Jun 29,2007 3:02pm
I refuse to see Ghost Rider because Nic Cage is a terrible actor.



toggletoggle post by boine at Jun 29,2007 3:04pm
they made an actual suit for him to put on, and dont worry according to stan lee they have bought every character he has made, Captain America in 09, Avengers, a nick fury movie. you name there making it



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jun 29,2007 3:06pm
ghost rider kicked ass, but i'm sure a lot of people hated it. i've been a huge ghost rider fan for years, and this movie was supposed to be made like 10 times since 1997 or 1998, so just seeing it actually made was enough for me. they mashed a few of the story lines together from the comic books and added a few of their own aspects in there, but it was still good. i don't think nicholas cage is a bad actor at all, but he's one of those people that you either love or hate.



toggletoggle post by rotivore at Jun 29,2007 3:08pm
I guess robert downy jr thought since he's probably done as much coke as OZZY, he could be IRONMAN!!!!! too...



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 29,2007 3:08pm edited Jun 29,2007 3:09pm
Ya this influx of comic book movies is just like the relentless additions to "reality television" - less emphasis on good writing and more flashy bullshit set to a standard template.



toggletoggle post by deadlikedave at Jun 29,2007 3:49pm
Have to agree with Fucking Richards here...hes like a real life tony stark for fucks sake this move is going to own!
Nick Cage is a kinda bad actor...but hes been struggling to get a superhero role for years now, and i actually heard somewhere that during the filming of ghost rider they had to cover up an actual ghost rider tattoo that he had.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 29,2007 3:50pm
He better have a motherfucking boss mustache.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jun 29,2007 4:08pm
nicholas cage is actually one of hollywood's biggest ghost rider fans.



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at Jun 29,2007 6:29pm
awesome i was hoping this would come out soon)))))

fucking jon favreau directing!!!

"Dude, Gutter, you gotta lay of the pipe...Parliment Funkadelic is playing here, right now....Sick"



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Jun 29,2007 7:05pm
At first I thought that it was going to be a black sabbath documentary....
but then i remembered Iron Man is a comic book character. sounds cool.



toggletoggle post by VoidExpression  at Jun 29,2007 7:27pm
The true Iron Man



Hopefully they won't fuck up the comic Iron Man too much, but fat chance.



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Jun 29,2007 7:32pm
MarkFuckingRichards said:
ghost rider kicked ass, but i'm sure a lot of people hated it. i've been a huge ghost rider fan for years, and this movie was supposed to be made like 10 times since 1997 or 1998, so just seeing it actually made was enough for me. they mashed a few of the story lines together from the comic books and added a few of their own aspects in there, but it was still good. i don't think nicholas cage is a bad actor at all, but he's one of those people that you either love or hate.


was Blackout in it? if so i'll go rent it now.




toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Jun 30,2007 6:42am
IRON MAN FACTS

Based on the Marvel Comics character, brilliant inventor Tony Stark (Robert Downey, Jr.) builds a suit of armor that transforms him into an invincible superhero.


NO SHIT. Iron Man is like the only superhero of Marvel's that i give a crap about.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 30,2007 10:25am


"I could really use a drink right now."



"Whur... whur's the dickhole on this thing, I gotta take a le- *HIC* a le- *HIC* I gotta piss."



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jun 30,2007 11:59am
DomesticTerror said:
MarkFuckingRichards said:
ghost rider kicked ass, but i'm sure a lot of people hated it. i've been a huge ghost rider fan for years, and this movie was supposed to be made like 10 times since 1997 or 1998, so just seeing it actually made was enough for me. they mashed a few of the story lines together from the comic books and added a few of their own aspects in there, but it was still good. i don't think nicholas cage is a bad actor at all, but he's one of those people that you either love or hate.


was Blackout in it? if so i'll go rent it now.



unfortunately not. they actually came up with a few of their own characters as villains. at first i was on the fence about it, but when watching the featurettes on the movie it made sense. plus i'm just happy that i got to see ghost rider as a movie period, haha.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Jun 30,2007 12:09pm edited Jun 30,2007 12:33pm
MarkFuckingRichards said:
DomesticTerror said:
MarkFuckingRichards said:
ghost rider kicked ass, but i'm sure a lot of people hated it. i've been a huge ghost rider fan for years, and this movie was supposed to be made like 10 times since 1997 or 1998, so just seeing it actually made was enough for me. they mashed a few of the story lines together from the comic books and added a few of their own aspects in there, but it was still good. i don't think nicholas cage is a bad actor at all, but he's one of those people that you either love or hate.


was Blackout in it? if so i'll go rent it now.



unfortunately not. they actually came up with a few of their own characters as villains. at first i was on the fence about it, but when watching the featurettes on the movie it made sense. plus i'm just happy that i got to see ghost rider as a movie period, haha.



I think he means blackheart (Blackout was never in the ghost rider storyline).

Blackout:


And yes, Blackheart was the main villian in the movie... So i don't know what you're smoking Mr. Richards. There were three lesser villians who are all adaptations of biblical demons.

I don't think nicholas cage was the right actor for the movie, but I can deal with it.

either way, Ironman is going to be full-blown retarded.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jun 30,2007 12:35pm
oh yeah, i forgot to mention that blackheart was the only villain that was in both the movie and comic, aside from mephistophales (sp?) even though peter fonda didn't dress as the devil.

blackout made his first appearance in ghost rider #2, the dan ketch era.

from wikipedia:

"The second Blackout was a darkness-generating mutant who first appeared in Ghost Rider #2 (1991). He has the ability to automatically generate a light-dampening field which negates all visible light in a significant area. His albino-esque complexion and extreme physical sensitivity to sunlight & light in general likely accounts for this power-manifestation, and its vampiric similarities apparently led him to have his teeth & fingernails replaced with mechanically-enhanced metal ones. Initially employed by the demonic crimelord Deathwatch, he fought the Ghost Rider (Dan Ketch), and was disfigured in the battle when he was scorched by hellfire by trying to bite through Ghost Rider's jacket. This caused him to become Dan Ketch/Ghost Rider's sworn arch-enemy, leading him into killing his sister Barbara along with several of his close associates. He almost killed Dan Ketch by biting his throat while he was in human form. Dan took some time to recover from this encounter.
Around this time, Blackout went on a murderous rampage through Central Park, leading to a hostage situation with the police. He later became allied with Lilith, the demon-goddess, who claimed she was his grandmother. Blackout would team up with many super-powered offspring of Lilith, all doing her will. After being defeated by the Midnight Sons, Blackout had his face deformities repaired and went back to work as a hired assassin, also eliminating a few personal grudges along the way until finally being captured by Ghost Rider. He was hoisted and chained over the World Trade Center where he is thought to have burned to death. Much later, was seen among the escaping villains in the prison breakout in "New Avengers" #1."

so fucking eat it, kiwi.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jun 30,2007 12:37pm
oh, and it's blackout the vampire, who was different than the blackout in the picture above.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Jun 30,2007 12:52pm edited Jun 30,2007 12:53pm
Dan Ketch era doesn't count.

Now tits or GTFO.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jun 30,2007 1:03pm
here are your tits, now you GTFO!


dan ketch era counts a shitload since they melded johnny blaze with characteristics of the dan ketch era in the movie. you have been PWN3D.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Jun 30,2007 1:05pm
They did it to compensate for Nicholas Cage's boring character appeal =p. teehee.


either way, that kids got a nice rack.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jun 30,2007 1:25pm
yeah, i hit that shit.



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Jun 30,2007 2:22pm edited Jun 30,2007 2:24pm
apparently i don't know how to post images anymore...wtf



toggletoggle post by boine at Jul 29,2007 12:38pm



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 29,2007 2:16pm
HOLY SHIT I CANNOT FUCKING WAIT FOR THIS. Sooo bummed it's gonna be almost a year.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHead likes Pie at Jul 29,2007 4:06pm
The movie looks good. The guy with tits is pretty horrifying. Thanks Mark, thanks a lot.




toggletoggle post by succubus  at May 2,2008 9:16am
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