http://s108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/?start=all

why do women find this attractive?

i wonder when guidos are going to finally wake up one day, take a look in the mirror, and start crying because they realize how fucking stupid they look.

and why the hell do you have a link to some guido's photobucket?? i worry about you sometimes, rev.

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

that site is fuckin funny shit.

MarkFuckingRichards said:

people say the same things about metalheads too

i hate that fucking face they all make

I thought cloning was illegal in the US?

"It would take 4 clones to beat the original Homer."

OCR said:

well the majority of metalheads i know wear t shirts and jeans, khakis, cargo pants, dickies work pants and other articles of clothing that are universal. obviously some of the designs on metal clothing are a bit "risque" to others, but anyone who's going to walk around in public wearing an anal blast shirt that says "SUCK THE SHIT OFF MY DICK" is asking for attention whether it is intentional or not.

the point i'm getting at is that anyone in their right mind won't spend a million dollars on hair products that look like 5w-40 motor oil, slick their hair back to look like sonic the hedgehog, tan to the point of a leather handbag/oompaloompa, complemented by toting around a huge bottle of grey goose vodka just because they heard some commercial rapper talking about how pimpin' it is. that's just fucking retarded. to top it off, 90% of "guidos" aren't even fucking italian, but they're proud to "be" italian.

i'd be willing to argue the same against metalheads who will go out of their way to look as "metal" as possible. in general, going to the extreme when it comes to appearance is obnoxious (especially for the sake of a horrific trend). i'm all for expressing one's self however he/she wants, but there are consequences (i.e. sites dedicated to how ridiculous they look, and people like me making fun of them on an internet forum and equally in public).

viva skin cancer

ooh, someone captured the rare and elusive Northern Joisy Zoolander, in the peak of mating season. Kudos.

skin cancer is awesome. i can only aspire to be as cancerous as these guido tools.

someday I will use my powers for good, to rid the world of orange people with exploded heads, until then, the rest of the world will stand by and laugh at you.

i mean... we could call for an orange holocaust...

but skin cancer will just work its magic

so us metalheads can laze with our beer and weed and listen to "blizzard of ozz" for the 8425th time without the worry

you can't laze without lazers

... hence the Blizz, Dave

that i believe Randy is actually playing the electric lazer on that album... often mistaken as a guitar

COMPLETE FAGGOTS.

http://www.myspace.com/joeyporsche

Let's calm down, read some John Fante and call it a day.

the_reverend said:

are those the john gotti kids?

Eww.

The worst part is being taught how to do that fucking haircut.
I honest to god FEFUSE to give some assclown a blowout. It's like the ultimate douchechills haircut.

The worst part is being taught how to do that fucking haircut.
I honest to god REFUSE to give some assclown a blowout. It's like the ultimate douchechills haircut.

dan, if/when you open up your own barbershop, i'll make a "NO BLOWOUTS" sign for you with a nice, family friendly illustration making sure that any illiterate guidos understand that they will be denied.

you are a great man, Mr. Fucking

joey prosche ain't got shit on tim john

I will accept your offer Mr. Richards. Add a picture of the worst looking orange carrot, lip pouting, eyebrow tweezed, make up wearing, blown out guido you can find and you've got a deal.

btw, what the fuck is with that pose where they look like they're gonna kiss their mom? I do not understand where the hell that comes from.

bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
oh man, these guys are a disgrace to my race
the lips are priceless tho,
especially that monkey looking guy that is doing the fullon pucker in EVERY PICTURE
i wonder if they pose like that all the time, or if whenever someone breaks out a camera, joey porsches like "cmon guys, its showtime, pucker up bitches"

skin cancer

ten bucks says that all of them would get knocked out with ONE punch. like... if one punched landed on guido fag #4... fags 1,2,3,5,6, and 7 would also get knocked out too... since all they're doin is riding eachothers nuts. one does something, the others follow suit.

fags

the_reverend said:

What's with the kissy zoolander lips?

Kinslayer said:
those guys myspaces were posted in another thread awhile back forget which one though.

rofl that pic has been p shopped infinite

wow that picture is fucking amazing.


the kid on the left is definitely the illegitimate son of Joe Pesci

All of those guys remind me of Vanilla Ice.

fucking Italians! do you need another reason to hate this race infected by catholism? stop breeding, ladies STOP FUCKING THOSE GUYS!

OCR said:

I say the same things about Mark Richards.

this shit is ridiculous...why are these asshats alive

Holy shit. Gang rape in T-minus 5... 4... 3...

DestroyYouAlot said:

Bahaha that's so fucking creepy. I wonder if that girl is blind. That kid's muscles must have ripped his shirt or he's using baby oil for a shirt.

Somehow, not in a gay bar. Well, at least not on whatever night this is.

Wow at that guys fucking shirt.

But, then, maybe...

Ok, I'm sorry, clearly this is just a gay sex club where they accidentally let some girls in. Sheesh...

I mean, seriously, guys, what will your dad say?