http://www.skullsunlimited.com/bacula.html

"The Baculum is a unique bone found in the penis of most mammals. This bone aids in copulation when mates have only a short encounter and need to perform quickly. The Baculum is sometimes referred to a “hillbilly or mountain man toothpick” and can be utilized as a coffee stirrer. The largest Baculum in the mammal kingdom belongs to the walrus, which can reach a length of 30 inches. Please note that we offer both Natural Bone and Replica Bacula, Each specimen is labled as to which it is."

So, for example, we have an actual, authentic chinchilla penis bone (length 12mm) available for purchase via intertubes:



Or, if that's not burly enough for ya, the much burlier wolverine penis bone (measuring a masculine 8cm):



Unfortunately for the connoisseur, the straight walrus penis bone (topping off at a Herculean 56cm) is only available in a replica - but we can certainly pretend, can't we, fellas!




Fucking love the internets, seriously.

wow, boner has new meaning.

no thanks, I already have a distributor.
http://www.maxillaandmandible.com/
you can go to the shop and pick out your own bacula.. or a human rib bone like the one on the back of this site.

the_reverend said:

Rev, I think it's time for a new RTTP background; a walrus penis bone is way more appropriate for this site. DO IT FOR THE KIDS.