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returntothepit >> discuss >> 8 year old gets 1300 dollar tan for school pictures. by ZenErik on Jun 6,2007 11:46am
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toggletoggle post by ZenErik   at Jun 6,2007 11:46am



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Jun 6,2007 11:49am
I just threw up in my mouth a little

Gawd...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 6,2007 11:51am
rediculous



toggletoggle post by Ryan_M at Jun 6,2007 12:03pm
Totally disgusting that that cunt thinks her 8 year old little girl needs to be tanned a glowing orange for a school picture, but I have to give the guy at the counter huge credit for basically ripping the lady off and fucking her out of 1300.

"I want to look just like Lindsay Lohan"
Give the girl a few more years I'm sure she'll be snorting coke and taking black dudes' cocks in every hole in her body like Lindsey too!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 6,2007 12:05pm
awful.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 6,2007 1:11pm
*fapfapfap*



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jun 6,2007 1:30pm
Ryan_M said:
Give the girl a few more years I'm sure she'll be snorting coke and taking black dudes' cocks in every hole in her body like Lindsey too!


I'll give her 3 months.



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Jun 6,2007 2:11pm
Girls who go tanning automatically fail at life.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Jun 6,2007 2:22pm
they make this thing called the sun...



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Jun 6,2007 2:23pm
and this other thing called melanoma...



toggletoggle post by HailAtWork at Jun 6,2007 2:43pm
people like this give me so much hope for our species.



toggletoggle post by ZenErik   at Jun 6,2007 2:47pm
There's a good chance that this video is fake and just a sketch for the BWE TV show. BUT! There are really a lot of people like those portrayed in the video, so it's still very real.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 6,2007 3:27pm
BornSoVile said:
Girls who go tanning automatically fail at life.


i dont know if i can agree with that. majority end up looking like shit, but some girls can do it right, and it looks DAMN good. most are unattractive, but feel that a nuclear orange glow will make them more attractive. then again i am biased to dark skin.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jun 6,2007 3:32pm
Correction, nothing is hotter than a pale white whore.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jun 6,2007 3:38pm
Yeti said:
BornSoVile said:
Girls who go tanning automatically fail at life.


i dont know if i can agree with that. majority end up looking like shit, but some girls can do it right, and it looks DAMN good. most are unattractive, but feel that a nuclear orange glow will make them more attractive. then again i am biased to dark skin.


Just don't keep one around, because in 5-10 years, her skin will have the texture of an old pair of Doc Martens. Yuck.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jun 6,2007 3:49pm
largefreakatzero said:
Yeti said:
BornSoVile said:
Girls who go tanning automatically fail at life.


i dont know if i can agree with that. majority end up looking like shit, but some girls can do it right, and it looks DAMN good. most are unattractive, but feel that a nuclear orange glow will make them more attractive. then again i am biased to dark skin.


Just don't keep one around, because in 5-10 years, her skin will have the texture of an old pair of Doc Martens. Yuck.


i've always wanted weathered footwear with tits.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 6,2007 4:33pm
l@z=brilliant



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Jun 6,2007 4:44pm
wow... that is crazy.
one thing i thought though was the guy didn't seem against tanning the kid.
but hey he made $1300

and the mom wanted her to look like lohan? that girl is a mess!



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jun 6,2007 5:12pm
I hope this little kid gets raped so the mother feels like shit.



toggletoggle post by the_revealer at Jun 6,2007 11:18pm
Haha.. the music at the beginning (and end) was Boston's own Bim Skala Bim. The song was "Not Natural"

What? No ska fans here?



toggletoggle post by Y_Ddraig_Goch  at Jun 7,2007 12:04am
hahaha that dude was wearing a communist shirt, true california style...what would a communist be doing ripping people off?



toggletoggle post by deadlikemurf  at Jun 7,2007 2:27am
wow. we make romans look like saints.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Jun 7,2007 2:57am
Tan is gross...

white is right.



toggletoggle post by GoatCatalyst   at Jun 7,2007 7:17am
i didn't watch the video or read this thread beyond the first couple posts, but it's safe to say this child and her entire extended family should be euthanized.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jun 7,2007 9:38am
the_reverend said:
l@z=brilliant






toggletoggle post by Ryan_Noseworthy   at Jun 7,2007 10:03am
The kid looked like a friggen' oompa loompa at the end



toggletoggle post by ariavette at Jun 7,2007 10:46am
i don't go personally but i think it looks good if it looks natural and not that orange color. that you usually find on the 40 yr old leather hand bag looking ladies you see walking in and out of the places. you really kind of have to go on a pretty regualr basis for that to happen though



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jun 7,2007 10:48am
AUTOPSY_666 said:
Tan is gross...

white is right.


yes!



toggletoggle post by HailAtWork at Jun 7,2007 2:33pm
Why get skin cancer for free when you can pay $1,300?



toggletoggle post by christopher at Jun 7,2007 4:27pm
Fucked up



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Jun 7,2007 5:10pm
I just watched this again and noticed that before the spray the kid didn't want to do it, and the mother made her. she could of just saved $1300!



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Jun 10,2007 10:18am
To quote a family friend who drives 18 wheelers cross country for a living. After going to Cali his first few times: "People from California may as well be from another fucking planet because they don't live on the same one as us!"



toggletoggle post by Chris_From_Shit_Fuck  at Jun 10,2007 9:13pm
just adopt an Oompa Loompa and it'd be the exact same thing.



toggletoggle post by HungTableed at Jun 11,2007 10:18am
Capital D, Disgrace. Humanity is doomed as we have certainly reached the point of no return.



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