fuck you and your pies!!!!!

i like to fuck pie

DUDE1: Dude, what's this I hear about you slicin' up at shows?
DUDE2: What do you mean?
DUDE1: I heard you been bringing shredded cheese, sauce, and some fucking baguette to these shows and making french bread poison. This true?
DUDE2: Whatever, man, I ain't Anti-Pizza like you
DUDE1: FUCK you, this is my life, my blood, my brotherhood. Pizza is ruining our scene!!!
DUDE2: Relax man, it's just saucey crust with melted mozarella

BRUTAL BEATDOWN ENSUES!!!!!!

we must bring down the ringleaders.

LOLZ

I'm standing in front of sbarro's on the NJ turnpike waiting for some chuggs.

ARE YOU IN THE BREAKDOWN LANE?!?!?!


GET IT?!?!?!?

Traveling in the Breakdown Lane: The Rise and Fall of Core

Traveling in the Breakdown Lane: The Rise and Fall of Sbarro's

Unlike you hardline kids, I think celest is alright.


That's why I'm CelestxEdge

see the way i see it if you do pizza you do pizza it dont bother me i just choose not to pizza i hate it when people have to like label themselves XpizzaXedgeX

p.s true story the spam filter word i had to type for that lasr post was hammerbro

screen cap or it didn't happen.

I say we all punch that guy from The Hammer Bros. in the face for being an idiot.

then him and 20 of his XXHCXX friends will beat you down..because you know they can't handle anything 1 on 1

That's my biggest problem with hardcore "crews". When someone offers them a chance to prove themselves and how core they are, they pussy out and call 3926593265 of their friends to fight their battles for them. It's utterly pathetic and it makes me sick to see such a decline in civilized humanity.

[/thread] because someone responded seriously.

I'm eating Domino's as we speak. I need to go see The Hammer Bros. immediately.

dude


your funeral

Nothing is tougher than a kid eating pizza at a show. I fear nothing.

I want it back again
The sausage that we once had
Showing all these new cooks
They're pies not so fucking bad

You and your crew
Would have never made it through
The pizzas we made
In 1982

The New York Pizzahut
I can't let go
The New York Pizzahut
where did they go?

We called it the Big Slice
We called it cheesy crust
Wore chains around our necks
And protective gloves
Domino's kitchen on a saturday night
See my brother, he's in a fight
They're topping their 'zas, it's 3 on 1
10 of us show, guess who won?

We hung out on 7th and A
After hours leftover pie
We didn't have to pay

Bertucci's came around one night
Push came to shove and
We were down to fight

We have seen the no-carb flood
Most came and fuckin' went
They cooked the part
And they wore the right clothes
But they didn't know
What the grilled pizza meant

And I see it today
My backstabbing brothers
Eating each other's pies
That they're feeding each other
And I know I'll be here
When they're gone

'Cuz the New York Pizzahut
Is where my mouth belongs

In rememberance of old New York
And to my friends
And the ones I've fought
A special place left in my gut
Those slices are gone, man
But they're not forgot

I say put up or shut up. If anyone has a problem with the singer then call him on it. Be a man. Go to a show and confront him. $100 says no one has the balls.

Pizza > core.

horror_tang said:

HAHAHAHAHAH

This thread is making me want to go to Nice Slice so bad.

I just had Papa John's. MMM.

haha...more people taking this seriously

the_taste_of_cigarettes said:

You would get destroyed. Like an infant fighting a cougar. Not this one either:

You know, most of us have enough self-control to not call out everyone who pokes fun at us or our bands, especially on the internet.

Anyone down to start a xpizzaxcorex band?

THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS, BRO!

the_taste_of_cigarettes said:


This shit brought the LOLZZZZ!!!!

dammit, i'm going to pop's pizza in cheshire, ct for some delicious $1.25 slices.

Fatty.

oh the old mullet snakepunch, i know it well

ConquerTheBaphomet said:

Frankly, I am a bit taken back by your actions my son. You are being taken in by this board of sinners. Repent now and delete this post.

ConquerTheBaphomet said:
you worship christ with that mouth?

Jesus_of_Nazareth said:

Yeah, I know who this is now.

Lamp said:

tell me.

I'd take on anyone if they dissed pizza.

i've invented a new mosh...The "Pizza Box Mosh"

it's like a cross between hardcore and hip hop, where you fling your legs and arms up and down in a synchronized motion to make it look like you're a pizza box opening and closing. it'll totally catch on

i'll totally do it at a hammer bros. show

Back in the day, we used to knock slices out of kids' hands with sawed-off hockey sticks. PIZZA EDGE IN YOUR FACE.

I wanna see an infant fight a cougar.

Andy. said:

ahahahaha

Is that song a realy song made into a parody or totally original? I'll record it if it's original.

laing77 (11:24:15 AM): yo
PatMeebles (11:24:26 AM): yeah
laing77 (11:24:33 AM): do you know those kids on return to the pit
PatMeebles (11:24:44 AM): somewhat
PatMeebles (11:24:53 AM): you refering to the anti-slice crew debacle?
laing77 (11:25:07 AM): well tell them they should prolly stop a. making shit up and b. if they say they are gonna fight me, then come fight me
laing77 (11:25:21 AM): they werent there... the kid who started this did this on purpose

i'll continue to make shit up

the sky is green
i'm skinny
pizza, not the same bands doing the same things all the time, is ruining hardcore

By the way, I'm not getting involved with this because I know Jim personally, but he is a tough guy and this "20 friends for fighting backup" doesn't apply to him at all.

jim is a nice guy.

that judge parody is pretty funny though.

PatMeebles said:

It was premeditated pizzacide.

i dont think that guy realizes who he is asking to fight

Someone said they are going to fight Jim Death?

Whoa, who was it? I couldn't find them in either thread.

ConquerTheBaphomet said:

PatMeebles said:

Let's just tell him his dad's band was way better.

PatMeebles said:

ah I missed that.

PatMeebles said:

seriously, what a silly thing to say on the internet. especially when i am 100% sure you wouldn't say ANYTHING in person. just because you're hiding behind a computer screen, that doesn't mean you have the power to say things without consequences. if you were to walk up to someone, and say you were gonna punch them in the face, would you expect a different reaction than if its posted on a messageboard?

Dude, you can't be serious. You take everything on this message board so seriously.

You are obviously one of those retarded hardcore kids who think that because of their music, they can kick anyone's ass. I have news for you. I don't fear ANYONE. I WILL say anything I please to ANYONE.

You do not know me in person and I pretty much say anything that comes into my head. I have no consequences with people like you.

the hardcore kids are the ones who closed the pizza place next to the palladium.....

Damn them.

PIZZA SHALL RULE MUSIC!!!

I personally think this whole thing is hilarious.

I think that if this kind of thing happened to me, in this way, I would laugh about it and have fun at my own expense (like when Alex and Rowan give me crap for the time I said "I am so smart, I go full circle and only APPEAR stupid"). That's what having a good sense of humor is.

Instead, you got these "tough" responses online, being all serious about it. Who cares, guys. Lighten up. Obviously what Jim said got mixed up, that's what makes it so funny.

I mean, it's not hard to get. Clearly everyone knows he just meant "You should stay at the show and watch the bands instead of taking off". It's been said a million times, and whether I agree or not is irrelevent. Just this time, it was said in such a way that it came across kinda silly.

Have a good laugh over it. It's much more tough to walk softly and carry a big stick than front about how hard your life is or when friends post how you can shitbeat someone without friends backing you up.

Oh and for the record, the dude who this involves:

A) Did not start that thread. So stop saying he did.
B) Is a good guy that has done TONS for bands all over the US, not just local bands, and supports bands of ALL genres, not just the kinds he likes.
C) Has been picked on a lot in the last thread and doesn't deserve it. His stance was, and is, "wasn't that funny?" and instead you got these "hardcore" guys calling him all sorts of names and making it out like this dude thinks it's a big deal. Did it ever occur to you that that "Allston" fag was actually trying to support YOUR show, too? So what if he missed one or two bands, it happens. Dude was hungry.

I'm sooo hungry for pizza right now, it's killing me.

(As a side note, who wants to bet Hammer Bros guy punches out a pizza place in the next week?)

hardcore needs something to keep people interested, i suppose this is it.

"Coming on DVD and VHS: BOSTON PIZZA BEATDOWN!"

NEW AT PAPA GINOS...

THE PIZZA "MEAT"DOWN... EXTRA LARGE, EXTRA MEAT, EXTRA TUFF

ONLY $6.25 (UNLESS YOUR FRIENDS ARE AROUND, THEN ITS $13.50)

holy shit how did another thread start on this??? more good photoshop pictures and less fighting words. thanks for the kind words nick, yeah this is kind of out of hand, i'm not down with all this hostility. it was a funny situation to me at the time, but not something have even thought about in the last few weeks.

anyone try that new pizza hut pizza with the different crust? i haven't heard any reviews yet.

New Pizza Hut Pizza Lovers Pizza Topped With Smaller Pizzas

I would love to see a pizza place get punched out. They've been on top for too long, it's about time someone took them down a peg.

The Pizza Republic better step up to keep its rep up.

The Pizza Republic is no match for the HOT POCKET BRIGADE! Bring it on.

xmikex said:

hahahahaha

it's like MC Escher

FuckIsMySignature said:


Who are those dudes? The weird haired guy looks familiar.

i think the one in the hat sings for fall out boy haha

the_taste_of_cigarettes said:

He stole that from the Onion.

Lamp said:

http://www.theonion.com/content/from_print/pizza_huts_new_pizza_lovers

There was one a few years back that said "Domino's Introduces New Thanksgiving Feast Pizza" with a picture that was really funny too.

ConquerTheBaphomet said:

Oh how you have fallen so far from my teachings. Fear no man, but do not threaten him with physical harm. Instead embrace him as your brother. Remember my teachings and learn to turn the other cheek when confronted. Ask for forgiveness and all will be forgiven. Do not fall prey to the temptations of Satan.

xmikex said:

That'll be my thanksgiving feast this year for sure.