We made it....more awesome news later.
I got some good stories about our move, but I g2g run errands right now...Ill be back.

Did you take one of these down? How long did it take>

doodz....NEVER use Budget rental trucks.
It took us 3 days to get here in Cape Coral, because while in Danbury Ct, after roughly 3 hours on the road, it was getting dark, and turned on the headlights and....>VOILA! NO HEADLIGHTS.

Budget's 24 hour roadside assistant told me to find some mechanic, because all of their 'places wuz cloat' (were closed for us english speaking whites)

I called cust service and the guy was such a dick, that I exploded, called him a motherfucking faggot, and was hung up on.

We jammed a key in the lever to hold the brights on, and continued into NY, when, now in total darkness, we realized the fucking taillights didnt work either.

The only hotel outside of nyc where we were was booked, and I ended up, fandangling a room for almost $200, at the fucking La Quinta, in Armonk NY.

So we drove only during the day, through the entire east coast of USA. It was gorgeous.

Stopped at South of the Border, of course, and got a GIANT bag of only the good fireworks.
Fucking mortars, 2kbricks, rockets.....






Ill post some pics of the new digs soon.
Even more awesome news later.

quit with all the suspense...I am dying here

Damn, that sucks! You should have taken the AT-ST.

ah yeah! South of the border is a must.

good job getting down there, dude. drop off the truck and tell them you're not paying for any extra time it took, that you're suing them for endangering the lives of your family by giving them a truck without fucking headlights, and that they should learn to speak English or fuck off back to Botswanaland.

Glad you got down there OK. And yeah rip those Budget fuckers a new asshole!

Glad you made it, dude. Hope the new pad / job works out good.

Suggestion: "return" the Budget van by driving it through the office.

Budget rental truck destruction derby

Yeah but if he drives it through then they'll blame it on terrorists and shit.

The company is probably run by terrorists already....After all, 9 of the hijackers lived in FLA hah

Just got home from my 2nd day as a Florida Landscaper.....Ive lost six lbs in 2 days....and its not even hot here yet.

I cant even explain how fucking gorgeous it is down here in Cape Coral...its very strange, and different than NH in every way, but IMO its in a better way.

Except they fucking SOAK you for start up fees down here.
300 bucks for a deposit on ELECTRICITY!
100 bucks deposit for WATER!!
Cars need to have ins b4 you can even register them, and tax, title, and tag+ insurance= 300 fucking dollars......
etc.....

Pro's, on the other hand, everyone is super friendly. I feel rude. You will have a 10 minute conv with someone while standing in line at the store.
Very un-NH where you are snarled at for asking for a lotto ticket.

Another pro, is the fact that there are so many rich old people, you can find crazy deals. I bought a 1994 Lincoln MarkVIII with 85k on it, loaded down to voice recognition seat adjustment, for 2500 bucks, cuz some old dude didnt use it.

My site is down for some reason, maybe I didnt pay or something, not sure, so I cant easily host pics anymore, besides gaybucket or mygay. I will tho and post em here.....

Im red like injun. must shower in my marble master bathroom now.....lol.
More awesome news to come.

noice

OH, and the Comcast down here is FAST!
I hear nothing but horror stories about them here, cuz they just took over Time Warner, but Im gettin 10255 down/ 1558 up!!!!!
And the HD box is free when u get a premium channel.

Some pics


MUFFUCKIN PIMP..

MUFFUCKIN MULTITRACKIN


This is one of the many Burrowing Owls in Cape Coral, she lives right down the road, and never leaves this spot. They are one of the stranger of the many birds here...I saw a 4 foot Male Bald Eagle, and an Osprey eating a fish in a tree. It was neat.


My neighbor has way too fucking much cash......


Some fucking more soon.

I like your computer desks. where can i get one like it.


And de-thatch your lawn!

powerkok said:

POWERPIMP

powerkok said:

we truly live in the golden age

A few years back I was canoing and I happened to witness a bald eagle fly down to the surface of the river, snatch a fish out of the water, and fly off with it. That was my experience with nature's majesty.

what part of flordia is cape coral?

make friends with your rich neighbor so you can use his stuff.

those MarkVIII's are cheap and you can make them go fast as hell.

Glad you're there safe and sound!

powerkok said:


you can get a 94 mark VIII with all of that for like 1200 up here, easily...

watch out soon for the rear air suspenion to fail on you.

although with like 130k +

Niccolai said:

Staples. And I am in the process of re-sodding. Rain season starts in a week.
This house was neglected for years and is the eyesore of the neighborhood.
Itll look good in December.

Word. I think I'll pick one of those desks up.

sodding in that heat must fucking SUCK.

Why'd you move out of NH anyways?

kok, i'm thinking about getting into landscaping.

too many years at an office job has rendered me gay.

am i too gay to get into a job like landscaping? how'd the pay?

I'm currently landscaping. In MA, landscaping doesn't get much better then $20 an hour for a worker, althought it might get as good as 30$ an hour for an adult man with a familly who'd been doing it for a couple years.

usually 50 hours a week.

Planting flowers is just as gay as any other job, TRUST me.

wow i was just a town over in lee county...lehigh to be exact just last month. it was fucking 98 down at the beach.

its weird seeing all the houses...theyre all the same!!!!


btw, good luck down there

pk's house looks really gay and his computer set up looks like steven hawkins is suppose to be plunked down in the middle.

is it pretty impossible to get a part time gig doing landscaping?

I don't know of any Land scaping comnpanies around here that hire part time. Mostly 7-5 mon-fri here in MA.

Lehigh Acres is a weird place. It started off as a land scam in the 60's.
There are roads with no houses for miles, yet they intersect and have names like 'mockingbird lane', people used to not have google earth, and would be shocked when they got there, and in fact had been scammed.
That said, I spent many a night in Lehigh back in the day.

Hooker, Im sure the difference between the landscaping here and there, is huge.
The heat being the huge difference, and the amount of potential jobs.

Nic, planting flowers is the easiest part, which I havent had the pleasure to do yet, trust me, I wouldnt feel the least bit gay doing it.
hahaaha I d rather feel gay than feel like a gimp after lugging 210 bails of pinestraw. LOL

Rev, you ARE Steven Hawkings! fuckin kiddin me?...this guy...

Spladino....You can get that same car for 1200-1500, but you should fucking see underneath this thing! Road Salt has never touched it, its cool to look at, being 12 years old.
The air ride, correct sir, is on its way out. Good thing is, you can replace them with coil springs and no more worries. Mine still functions, but the pump is loud.

powerkok said:

Luckily I have never had to deal with pinestraw, but it sucks when the millionaires in cohasset haveto have 300 foot long cobblestone drive ways and you haveto wheelbarrow stonedust back and forth all fucking day.


I hate landscaping.

Niccolai said:

Even as gay as Rev says the house is (lol FAYG0) Its a 3bedroom brick fucking shit house, with a garage and a lanai, and a big yard, for 100 bucks more than I was paying in NH.
And then the job offer was a huge part of it, making mo money, the weather there sucks balls, I dont care how ungr1m that is, and I got oppurtunity here.
Musically, Im pretty lonely....but Im MUFFUCKIN MULTITRACKIN NIGGUH!

I lived in the SC for a while on the beach. I remember thinking how awesome it was for the first six months or so.
I grew tired of Southerners after a while though. I hated them. Also don't expect to ever find anyone who likes good music. Ever. So I moved back to New England.

I guess I'm just too northern. I hated feeling rude and "uppity" if I didn't talk slow and nice enough to some Joe Bob redneck. I've been told I'm the most laid back guy ever also, so I don't know what their problem was.

Southerners for the most part are just incompatible with us Northernfolk. I myself got stared at all the time for wearing my witch hat and corpsepaint in Charlotte.