Good thing the only phrase I remember from 5 years of Spanish is "tocar la guitarra."

Any advice?

just say "chiodos" a bunch of times.

Hey, what do you think of this band? I think they kind of sound like Depeche Mode.

Do you want to make pee pee in my bunghole?

Yeti said:

ha, excellent

Yea, ask if their cousin chiodo ever showed up.

and if they try and make you do anything, just tell them that you so sleeeeepy meng.



I need to take a sieeesta.