This is something I would not want to win.

I ordered some Pats stuff for my fathers B-day last year and landed on their mailing list. I got this e-mail this morning:

"As fans get ready for this weekends festivities, PatriotsProShop.com has some exciting things going on to celebrate the 2007 NFL Draft. We are giving away seven genuine Patriots Player Practice Jerseys, one each day to a lucky customer! These are the actual practice jerseys of previously drafted Patriots players, complete with the stains, rips, and holes that come from practicing with the team. Today we kick things off with Tedy Bruschi's Practice Jersey! Simply place an order on PatriotsProShop.com today and be automatically entered to win Practice Jersey #54. (See site for details.)"

Yeah, stained, rank shirts from Patriots players. This is bunk.

Irving Fryar personally blew his nose on every single one of them. And they didn't even have to ask him to.

The should give away Patriots players' sweaty, crusty, yellow stained, musty, old unwashed jockstraps. I'm sure plenty of these fat, red-faced pig headed, beer soaked die-hard Pats fans would willingly give their legs for that.

Ryan_M said:

"Hey remember folks, yellow side in the front, brown side in the back." - Fred Smerlas

HA!! Fred Smerlas.

i'd love to win that, i'd either fbreeze the shit out of it and if that didnt work i'd wash it and hang it up

tylerl said:

haha i know right.. who cares if it's dirty