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returntothepit >> discuss >> Damn the man!!!! FREE DND content. by Joshtruction on Mar 21,2007 5:52pm
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toggletoggle post by Joshtruction   at Mar 21,2007 5:52pm edited Mar 21,2007 5:57pm
OK so I woke up today after finally getting some rest from a long few days. My buddy Jon comes over and like normal we are bored. Of course I take my trip here to read the threads and see what is going on. Thats when I found out today was free coffe day at DND. Well I had this bright idea of seeing how many coffe's it took for me to puke. So I started on the journey to soak up as much free coffe and cost them as much money as possible.

So it starts out rather slow. I downed 3 in a matter of minutes since DND's are everywhere. This is where we made the promise that no matter how sick, dizzy, shitty, and gross we felt we were drinking them all. So we drove quite a bit and tried out every single flavor there is. I gotta say, there is a lot more than I thaght!!!! Some gross, some great, some plain, and some insane.

Fast forward 30 minutes... OK, now I am burger king making video of my friend hurling all over the place. Then comes mine... Then comes his again. Great times. Did we quit? HELL FUCKING NO!!!! Thats when we decided to save all the cups. We managed to hit another 17 DND's and puke more than I ever have my whole life. I was puking almost every sip.

Now I stay away from caffine so I am not used to what the shit does to you. My eyes were dialated beyond beleife, hyper as hell, kind of shaking, and in constant cold sweats. This escapade is all over and I am having trouble typing from my hands shaking. I forgot about all this until I realized how bad I was. My lesson learned here is get decaf if you are going to do this. Thats shits rough.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzz-d_hGN6g It won't work yet, but give it 30 minutes to clear.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 21,2007 5:59pm
wait til your ass starts running frm the hole you burnt in you stomach lining.



toggletoggle post by Joshtruction   at Mar 21,2007 6:01pm
the_reverend said:
wait til your ass starts running frm the hole you burnt in you stomach lining.




I gotta say I puked a majority of it up, but yeah I got the shits.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 21,2007 6:24pm
I'm getting #3 right now...



toggletoggle post by Joshtruction   at Mar 21,2007 6:27pm
the_reverend said:
I'm getting #3 right now...




but do you have thier drivethrough promotional sign in the backseat of your car?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 21,2007 6:30pm
touché you earned it.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 21,2007 6:32pm edited Mar 21,2007 6:34pm
Next time use one of these for your adventure




toggletoggle post by Joshtruction   at Mar 21,2007 6:38pm
FuckIsMySignature said:
Next time use one of these for your adventure



oh man I wish!




toggletoggle post by Joshtruction   at Mar 21,2007 6:41pm
Puke video is now working. It's rathy shitty though. Missed the good stuff.



toggletoggle post by atthehaunted  at Mar 21,2007 9:11pm
Damn ur an animal



toggletoggle post by atthehaunted  at Mar 21,2007 9:14pm
or maybe slightly retarded i think a lil of both



toggletoggle post by DreamingInExile   at Mar 22,2007 7:23am
AHAHAHAHA, this is priceless... if I didn't have to work yesterday I probably would have done something along those lines...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 22,2007 7:37am
off to dunkins!



toggletoggle post by Boner at Mar 12,2012 8:02am
jwencxi said[orig][quote]
NAPOLI - Il Napoli soffre ma passa. La squadra di Mazzarri batte 2-1 il Cesena e si qualifica per napoli store napoli i quarti di finale di Coppa Italia: affronterà al San Paolo la vincente di Inter-Genoa, sfida in programma giovedì 19. Doveva essere la notte di Vargas (che ha debuttato giocando i primi 45 minuti ed è apparso ancora avulso dagli schemi), ma a trascinare gli azzurri - privi di Lavezzi in tribuna - sono stati ancora una volta Cavani e Pandev, già protagonisti delle ultime due vittorie azzurre in campionato con Genoa e Palermo. Dopo il gol iniziale di Popescu che aveva gelato i tifosi azzurri nel primo tempo (nell'occasione sfortunata deviazione all'indietro di Vargas), il Napoli ha reagito nella ripresa e ha ribaltato il risultato con il 15/o gol stagionale (dopo i 10 in campionato e i 4 in Champions) di Cavani, abile a ribadire in rete una corta respinta del portiere Ravaglia su punizione di Pandev, e con il quinto maglia calcio gol stagionale proprio del macedone (il migliore degli azzurri), autore di un contestatissimo gol su punizione nel finale (per Arrigoni e i suoi la palla non era entrata). Esce a testa alta dalla Coppa Italia il Cesena, autore di una buonissima prestazione.

100% back'd



toggletoggle post by DYA is SCHOOL POOPIN‘ at Mar 12,2012 11:39am
Thread title doesn't specify 1st or 2nd edition; Gygax would not approve.



toggletoggle post by floatingeyecorpse at Nov 30,2012 2:53am
Was hoping this was a dungeons and dragons thread



toggletoggle post by Ghoulash at Nov 30,2012 11:09am
i just sent this thread to dunkin' upper management.



toggletoggle post by Ghoulash at Nov 30,2012 11:13am
you're in trouble Mr!



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Nov 30,2012 12:34pm
DYA%20is%20SCHOOL%20POOPIN‘ said[orig][quote]
Thread title doesn't specify 1st or 2nd edition; Gygax would not approve.


floatingeyecorpse said[orig][quote]
Was hoping this was a dungeons and dragons thread



TOO LATE



toggletoggle post by Mark R at Nov 30,2012 12:43pm
Joshtruction is my role model



toggletoggle post by Boozegood at Nov 30,2012 12:50pm
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
DYA%20is%20SCHOOL%20POOPIN‘ said[orig][quote]
Thread title doesn't specify 1st or 2nd edition; Gygax would not approve.


floatingeyecorpse said[orig][quote]
Was hoping this was a dungeons and dragons thread



TOO LATE


ALSO THOUGHT THIS, but still satisfied with content. I want to go on this same coffee adventure.



toggletoggle post by DYA is DM at Nov 30,2012 12:54pm
Roasted beans fall, everyone dies.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Nov 30,2012 4:01pm
I already drink like five cups a day of strong ass coffee, that's why I'm always rttping on EDGE



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