what do you do? it kind of freaks me out a little bit.

the catdog is humping you isn't it.

nah, he gets all embarressed when he sees that you've noticed him.

I'm usually like: "daaaaamn man, what are you doing humping that fucking blanket, I thought you could reach?"

cat don't really "hump" they just kneed and droll. dogs, now they fucking go to town.

yea right...the drummer of bmr has a jack russel that pounds away at this stuffed crab - I mean killing it! all sorts of positions and shit.

I have a stuffed teddybear (named AIDS bear) and my cat used to "kneed" the shit out of it. and there was/is fur all over the place. since we got the new cat, she stopped doing it. I guess she feels self consious.

cats are like that. A dog, for example, will take a shit on the carpet right in front of you. Cats are all secretive and shady and the assholes will shit behind your entertainment system or some where just as tricky to find.

my cat pees underthings when she's not happy. usually it's I'm not hope enough, I go on a long vaca or I forget to change/clean the litter for too long.

I stop my dog because he's usually humping the cat, who could fuck him up if she wanted, or the other dog, but they both just look bummed out and do nothing.

this kid i know had the following scenario happen recently: hes got a pug lookin male dog... his GFs chiuaua is over and the pug humps it and splooges on the bed. the chiuaua jumps of the bed and takes a huge dump on the floor. so he got his dog fixed the next day. now it just has an empty ballbag. that sux to be him.

i hate cats

kittens are ok

my older male cat will often attempt to mount our male kitten as well as the older female cat.

I have half a mind to call an exorcist and get Rich Horror's spirit out of my cat.

I stop my dog...mostly because he either humps my kid or my cat. My cat just kinda lays there and looked annoyed, because he's a fat fuck and is too lazy to do anything about it.

My daughter tells people that her dog "really like me...he hugs my leg."

Where is the 'Masturbate feverishly' option?

Ugh...dude.

Shut up, I'm lonely.

cats, when kneeding, are really just leaving their scent.
They arent trying to be cute, they really hate you.
But you feed them.

powerkok said:

Isn't that the truth. I hate my fucking cats -- they have now decided that breakfast is somewhere between 3:30 and 4:30 am. And for some reason they think I am the provider of food, not my wife.

Oh, and when my dogs hump each other, I put a stop to it. They are brothers / littermates, so it's just wrong on so many levels.

I usually just think it's funny when dogs hump things. My ex had a german shepard who would hump the air and it was just retarded looking.

I put a stop to it when dogs are humping me, though. Especially my friend Wooster's huge doberman. Apparently it only humps me and our friend Pete, but Pete's really tall and can control him with more ease. I usually need someone to help me get him off of me.

i have a girl cat...she's just an all around fucking bitch.

granny needs help getting a dog off?

Granny_Monster said:

Uhhh.....neat?!

the_reverend said:

Just couldn't leave that alone, could you?

I wonder if there are support group available for people who have been raped by large dogs.

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