The Bound By Regret shirts are being delivered to my house today.

UPS or Fedex would have already had them to my house by now. 900 bucks sais that DHL will either:

A. leave the package at the end of the walkway/on the sidewalk in snow
B. leave it on my front porch right underneath the "please bring all deliveries to the side door" sign
C. bring it to someone else up the street.
D. not even try and deliver the package or get out of the truck, just lie and say noone answered the door.

If they're anything like Fedex, UPS or anyone who has ever delivered a package to me that I needed by a certain date.... I'd say D.

A UPS guy rang my doorbell last week at like 2:00 on a thursday afternoon. I had taken the day off from work, and was home. I went downstairs and walked out onto the porch. The delivery guy was in the middle of putting one of those stupid stickers on my mailbox (ya know the ones that usually fall off and end up on the ground). He was totally shocked to see me and said "Oh I just assumed no one was home." I wanted to ask him what the hell kind of assumption that was considering he had rang the bell 20 seconds ago. If I had bothered to put my shoes on completely that asshole would have left with my package while I was home.