not pictures, but text. I'm going to be in a HUGE meeting. I need things to keep me awake.

i'll post what you text me everyday..



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something like that anyhow

8====D- - - (_*_) best tm evar

last night I was so horny for a beer i went under the bleachers and i ate the dirt

ha! the hotel messed up and they forgot to put out 2 rows of seats. so 1/6 people can't sit.

invite them to sit on your lap.


daddy.

One day in a nursing home Crazy Ethel comes speeding down the hall and Larry jumps out and says "Stop" Let me see your drivers license. Ethel reaches into her bag and pulls out a Kit Kat wrapper. He looks at it and says OK. Ethel Takes off as she's making a turn on one wheel Carl stops her and says "Let me see proof of insurance" She reaches in her pocket book and pulls out a coaster. He says, "OK be on your way." As she's going down the hall Crazy Jimmy Jumps out butt naked with his wang in his hand. Crazy Ethel says, "OH no not the damn breathalizer again."

heh

Subject: Travel Tips


> If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane,

>train or

> subway...

> 1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

> 2. Remove your laptop.

> 3. Turn it on.

> 4. Make sure the guy who won't leave you alone can see the

screen.

> 5. Go to this post.

> 6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.

> 7. _Click on this link_ http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

> 8. Enjoy.

that was hilarious, man u;'d get so fucked though. And rev did u not get the joke? was it it HEH? or a hehe

can't see swf's on my phone...

yeah i figured you couldn't see it but you wanted funny text...at least it's something

I think that SWF was made by mooninites

succubus said:

haha.. that's awesome

fuck you hippie.

ariavette said:


Pretending to pray to Allah is a nice touch to add to that

so hard to stay awake..

A guys talking to a girl in a bar.
He says: Whats your name?
She says: Carmen.
He says: Thats a nice name. Who named you your mother?
She says: No I named myself.
He says: Why Carmen?
She says: Because I like cars and I like men. Whats your name?
He says: Beerfuck.

how to properly pray to jesus

1. It begins as oral prayer or prayer of the lips, a simple recitation which Theophan defines as prayers' "verbal expression and shape." Although very important, this level of prayer is still external to us and thus only the first step, for "the essence or soul of prayer is within a man's mind and heart."
2. As we enter more deeply into prayer, we reach a level at which we begin to pray without distraction. Theophan remarks that at this point, "the mind is focused upon the words" of the Prayer, "speaking them as if they were our own."
3. The third and final level is prayer of the heart. At this stage prayer is no longer something we do but who we are. Such prayer, which is a gift of the Spirit, is to return to the Father as did the prodigal son (Luke 15:32). The prayer of the heart is the prayer of adoption, when "God has sent the Spirit of his Son into our hearts, the Spirit that cries 'Abba, Father!'" (Gal. 4:6).