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returntothepit >> discuss >> ok so i have a question this is serious by Radical_Dirt_Biker on Dec 4,2006 1:47pm
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toggletoggle post by Radical_Dirt_Biker at Dec 4,2006 1:47pm
i was in a my real dads house on this weekend and i was in the bathroom by his bedroom where he sleeps with his girlfriend sarah she lives there to. i was trying to learn to shave with his shaver because he said that one day i would hafta learn so i tried its hard! but i found a thing in the trash and it scared me a little it was a ball of paper tied to a string and it was all bloody! i got scared because my dad gets cuts and they bleed but it was to much blood for a cut! i called my friend rob and he came over and said that it in from a woman he says that they take it out of there privates and i dont believe him so we have a bet but i want to win that girls can put paper in there privates that big. maybe its just a bandage but im scared to ask my dad cuz ill get in trouble for being in his room again.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Dec 4,2006 1:57pm
LMAO!!



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Dec 4,2006 2:06pm
it's candy....eat it.



toggletoggle post by Radical_Dirt_Biker at Dec 4,2006 2:13pm
its not candy you st00pid gangrene butt its a bandage or something man your obviously a idiot im not a st00pid kid retart go splash your face with acid and shut up while your face melts moran LOL!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 4,2006 2:16pm



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Dec 4,2006 2:23pm
you know you wanna eat it



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 4,2006 3:12pm
its a tea bag.



toggletoggle post by Radical_Dirt_Biker at Dec 4,2006 3:43pm
no its not a freakin tea bag either it has blood on it why would a tea bag have blood on it ok already jeezum because of you aZZholes im gonna lose this bet thanks for freakin nuthin chuckledicks see you around whatever.



toggletoggle post by babyshaker not logged in at Dec 4,2006 6:25pm
hahah chuckledicks



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at Dec 4,2006 6:39pm
It was Sarah's earing silly.



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Dec 4,2006 8:26pm
she is obv. a goth and into that sorta thing



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 5,2006 10:43am
Radical_Dirt_Biker said:
no its not a freakin tea bag either it has blood on it why would a tea bag have blood on it ok already jeezum because of you aZZholes im gonna lose this bet thanks for freakin nuthin chuckledicks see you around whatever.


its a vampires tea bag



toggletoggle post by hybrid   at Dec 5,2006 10:44am
hahahahahahahaha



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 5,2006 10:46am
jump it off the chin!



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Dec 5,2006 11:07am
Its Sarahs Vagina bandage....sometimes your Dad's girlfriend bleeds from her vagina, its normal.....of course she is supposed to wrap it in toilet paper so you dont see it, but she must be a dirty girl.



toggletoggle post by Radical_Dirt_Biker at Dec 5,2006 2:03pm
oh sarah isnt dirty she wears pretty make up and jewels sometimes her eyes lids are really blue LOL! i know that rob is full of baloney my dad said that he sometimes cuts his hands at work he works at the supermarket getting the carts out of the lot but in the summer he is always in the corn garden so i seen some cuts from the corn for sure. sarah is ok but she got mad at me cuz i asked her about the bandage if my dad was hurt and she got really mad and made me give it back. i told her that i found it because my dad gets mad if i go in his room he says i have my own bathroom at the other end of the house so to stay out oh well looks like i won this bet rob will be mad now that i have all of his jolly ranchers but its a payback for a bet i lost against him last year so oh well right? st00pid rob always thinks he wins but not this time LOL!



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Dec 5,2006 2:07pm
It cant be the corn garden.....the corn is harvested. He mustve been trying to stop the bleeding from Sarahs Vagina, with his fingers.



toggletoggle post by Radical_Dirt_Biker at Dec 5,2006 2:38pm
why dont you finally stuff a corn in your mouth and shut up about her vagna or whatever you call it my dad is not groess like that so maybe you should put fingers in your own vagna or whatever. try to not shake alot when i pull a 540 tabletop off of your stupid face so maybe if you close your mouth you wont get dirt in it from my tires when i peel your lips off ok look who laughing now LOL!



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toggletoggle post by Radical_Dirt_Biker at Dec 5,2006 3:55pm
haha is this you rob i told you this was a good website but dont say anything about our favorite band because they make fun of it even tho there the best band in the world if you like tr00 metal so whats up guess you lost the bet st00pid see haha!



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