Maybe you can help me. I've got a creative writing project at school and because my instructor is an obsessive homosexual with neglect issues, he assigned me the topic "What does dick taste like?" Well, any short descriptions would help, 'cause I don't know and I can't think of any lies except "hammier hot dog" and "squash cooked in bacon." I figure you guys would know. Any help appreciated!
you would think you could as any non-kosher girl you know... um.. strike that, the you would have to leave mommy's basement.
no wait, she lives with you!
