General Tso's Chicken, the sweet and sour chicken, a mess of fried noodles, steamed vegetables and rice + a fat Optimo stuffed with this:



Well worth the wait. A friend's dad grows it in his garage. Fucking excellent but there's about to be a bowel movement that'll move earth and sky. Chinese food is by far the best and cheap too. When the Chinese invade, if they bring their cooking and legalize dope, no one is gonna object.

Dont forget all the forbidden pork dishes my hebish comrade!! Oh and the grass... delicious my friend.

My Girlfriend, My roommate, and I just went through a dozen eggs, 4 croissants, 4 bluberry and corn muffins, a half pound of bacon, two pounds of my famous hash brown potatoes, a dozen pancakes, A cantaloupe, assorted juice and coffee. Oh yeah, and of course a few big bowl of some sick buds I picked up yesterday. I love vacations.

Jews Lead the Charge for Medical Marijuana

Use of Marijuana in Jewish Ritual

Jews rule!

anonymousteinberg said:

Jews smoke a LOT of pot. Why do you think they made teriyaki out of Jesus? Munchies...

i like chinese food, but im not a hippy.

I ate chinese food 3 times this weekend

KeithMutiny said:

ditto

saturday night i picked up from this dude i know, and he had this bud that was out of this world. apparently it was "Cinderella 99" though i dont buy into that name bullshit. whatever it was though was fucking spectacular. i held a lighter near it and it was practically like a disco ball. the fragrance was overwhelming, some of the best bud i've ever smoked. though it was grotesquely over priced.

Jesus would've banned pot.

jesus smoked mad blunts

jesus' holy annointing oil was cannabis and olive oil

if you cover someone in resinated oil and say amen a couple times until they're baked out of their skull they're guaranteed to have a religious experience

true story

also, it's all about the general

Jesus annointed with marijuana oil only because it is Jewish tradition. The Master Race uses marijuana to get closer to spirituality (and to sell to credulous goyim for $20/gram).

$20/gram? you need to meet some new people!

also, i use marijuana to get stoned and nothing else

Chinese and weed would really make my day right about now. I'm jealous.

hahaha i feel like you're always saying something about how someone needs to come get you stoned immediately

pam said:

i second that...

SacreligionNLI said:

And no one ever does. :(

you need to economize your requests...hand out flyers in your neighborhood and stuff where people are more likely able to help you out

if i had a plane though, you'd have lo mein and nugs in a second cuz i'm a nice guy like that...unfortunately you live in a town with a name that doesn't make any sense a hundred miles away

pam said:

This is indeed a problem. I have found that in life stoners seem to have very little of the "follow through." It is sad but a fact of life. Do you have a back yard where you could grow a few feet of indica?