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Sorry for the paperwork, but we need you to fill this out and mail it to popular-music@whitehouse.gov. Not only is it the unwritten law of the Elders of Zion, but you can get federal grants if you qualify as zogerrific.
ZOG Band Registration
Name of band:
Contact person:
Contact phone:
Does your band have members of multiple races (yes/no)?
Does your band have female members (yes/no)?
Does your band have homosexuals, drug addicts, welfare cheats, or Jews (yes/no)?
How many times has your band rejected a show because some guy in the other band was wearing a Cro-Mags shirt?
How many times have you performed for:
__ Charity benefit for the Jewish people
__ Charity benefit for the mentally challenged
__ Charity benefit for the physically challenged
__ Charity benefit for bisexuals, homosexuals or power metal fans
__ Government employees, troops or Rabbinical students
What is the political outlook of your band?
__ Far left
__ Anti-racist Republican
__ Nazis
What, in US $, is your annual expenditure on the band?
__ $250 for guitar + amp used on eBay
__ $2,000 for equipment, drugs and pay to play
__ $20,000 of daddy's money for metalcore band
Thank you for your cooperation (if you did not cooperate, expect us to discovery drugs or child porn in your house shortly).
- ZOG
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