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returntothepit >> discuss >> What holiday is your birthday on? by the_reverend on Nov 2,2006 3:41pm
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toggletoggle post by everpessimistnow  at Nov 2,2006 3:42pm
July 7 is . . . . . National Strawberry Sundae Day

thats gay, thanks rev.



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Nov 2,2006 3:42pm
mine ends up on Thanksgiving every few years.


TURKEYCAKE



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Nov 2,2006 3:43pm
HA!

November 28 is . . . . Make Your Own Head Day



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 2,2006 3:43pm
Halloween.



toggletoggle post by CaptainCleanoff at Nov 2,2006 3:44pm
KillerKadoogan said:
mine ends up on Thanksgiving every few years.


TURKEYCAKE


Ha, same here. My b-day is the 24th.




toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 2,2006 3:51pm
June 15 is . . . . Smile Power Day

wtf?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 2,2006 3:53pm
So fitting.



toggletoggle post by Hooker nli at Nov 2,2006 3:55pm
9/11/80



toggletoggle post by WhyamIandasshole@work at Nov 2,2006 3:58pm
Memorial Day



toggletoggle post by Granny_Monster at Nov 2,2006 4:02pm
Feb 6th - Lame Luck Day


Ouch.



toggletoggle post by Messerschmitt at Nov 2,2006 4:14pm
tomato soup with tobasco sauce is great especially when you're sick + a shot of jim beam and 7 beers



toggletoggle post by DreamingInExile   at Nov 2,2006 4:15pm
June 9th -> Donald Duck Day

guess it could be worse, lol



toggletoggle post by Messerschmitt at Nov 2,2006 4:15pm
holy fuck it's good



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 2,2006 4:17pm
I got brandied fruit day..



toggletoggle post by Messerschmitt at Nov 2,2006 4:18pm
black berry brandy?



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Nov 2,2006 4:19pm
May 20 is . . . . Eliza Doolittle Day

And also National Armed Services Day



toggletoggle post by Messerschmitt at Nov 2,2006 4:20pm
you're a taurus you fuck. every broad i know is a taurus. that explains it.



toggletoggle post by BEN NLI at Nov 2,2006 4:30pm
jan 7th
old rock day
i love 70s rock



toggletoggle post by grundlegremlin at Nov 2,2006 4:34pm
Oct 3: Virus appreciation day. Awesome



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Nov 2,2006 4:42pm
nation spongecake day.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 2,2006 4:42pm
February 18 is . . . . National Battery Day.

Is that like wife-battery or Duracell battery or Howitzer battery?



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at Nov 2,2006 4:58pm
November 9:

National CHAOS NEVER DIES day.

That's metal.



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Nov 2,2006 5:06pm
April 22 is . . . . National Jelly Bean Day

but i also know its earth day.



toggletoggle post by urinal turd at Nov 2,2006 5:18pm
may 7th has three

International Tuba Day, Paste Up Day, and


National Roast Leg of Lamb Day



toggletoggle post by Dwellingsickness at Nov 2,2006 5:21pm
October 30 is . . . . National Candy Corn Day


That shit is gross



toggletoggle post by Ryan_M at Nov 2,2006 5:22pm
February 10 - Umbrella Day.



toggletoggle post by contagion   at Nov 2,2006 6:01pm
National Answer Your Cat's Question Day and National Blonde Brownie Day

what the fuck?



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Nov 2,2006 6:12pm
Saxophone Day and Marooned Without A Compass Day





toggletoggle post by yummy at Nov 2,2006 6:18pm
It's National Cheer up the Lonely Day! 7/11.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 2,2006 6:20pm
Ryan_M said:
February 10 - Umbrella Day.


thar's a grindcore band in thar somewhar



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Nov 2,2006 6:23pm
sweet! american tag day!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 2,2006 6:30pm
march 9 (carina) is 2 things
March 9 is . . . . . Panic Day and aaron don't get anal day.
WTF! and who has a picnic on 3/9?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 2,2006 6:44pm
I'm all for making everyday a holiday, but why does I seem like just about everyday for the last year is aaron don't get anal day?



toggletoggle post by AWOL  at Nov 2,2006 7:09pm
the_reverend said:
I'm all for making everyday a holiday, but why does I seem like just about everyday for the last year is aaron don't get anal day?


sure some of the guys on here could help you out with that, although i'm not so sure that's what you're looking for.

I've got the ultimate suck bday, xmas.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 2,2006 7:30pm
you want me to get you a hooker for xmas?



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Nov 2,2006 7:47pm
November 15th.

The unholiest day of the year.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Nov 2,2006 7:48pm
March 10 is Festival of Life In The Cracks Day



toggletoggle post by HailTheLeaf  at Nov 2,2006 7:49pm edited Nov 2,2006 7:50pm
Pearl Harbor day...not exactly anything to celebrate.



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at Nov 2,2006 7:55pm
April 25 is . . . . National Zucchini Bread Day
I didn't even know Zucchini Bread was a real thing.



toggletoggle post by Allah That at Nov 2,2006 7:55pm
parent's day.



toggletoggle post by Troll at Nov 2,2006 8:01pm
National Pistachio Day

I fuckin' love pistachios



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Nov 2,2006 8:18pm
Tell-A-Lie Day...

My birthday was on Easter once.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Nov 2,2006 10:35pm
8-Track Tape Day! w00T!



toggletoggle post by Granny_Monster at Nov 2,2006 10:49pm
Kevord said:
April 25 is . . . . National Zucchini Bread Day
I didn't even know Zucchini Bread was a real thing.


Dude, it's sooooo good!



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at Nov 2,2006 10:52pm
Granny_Monster said:
Kevord said:
April 25 is . . . . National Zucchini Bread Day
I didn't even know Zucchini Bread was a real thing.


Dude, it's sooooo good!


I guess I've been missing out then. At least it's not shit bread day or something.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 2,2006 11:00pm
zucchini bread is like banana bread without the banana taste.
my mom made both, zucchini more and it rules.
nothing like warm zucchini bread on a cool autumn morning thickly layer with butter!



toggletoggle post by Granny_Monster at Nov 2,2006 11:45pm
the_reverend said:

nothing like warm zucchini bread on a cool autumn morning thickly layer with butter!


Thanks, Martha!



toggletoggle post by chris_from_shit_fuck  at Nov 3,2006 12:12am
Sept. 26th - National Good Neighbor Day

Yeah, I've never been the best neighbor as I would go into my neighbors houses and steal beer when I was a kid. Fuck that holiday.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Nov 3,2006 1:06am
My birthday is the best because it is America's birthday and America is the best.



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_logged_in at Nov 3,2006 7:38am
I guess February 21st is Card Reading day.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 3,2006 9:13am
August 22nd - Be an Angel Day...awww... ANGEL OF DEATH BAHAHAHA



toggletoggle post by CrimsonBladeDrummer at Nov 3,2006 9:17am
May 26 - Grey Day

wtf is that? grey day is that like everyone be gay and emo day and cry in the dark?
wtf.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 3,2006 10:09am
I was born on Good Friday actually.




toggletoggle post by skullfucked nli at Nov 3,2006 10:18am
cinco de mayo is undisputedly the best birthday. eat it, shea.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 3,2006 10:32am
hahahaha mine is "Everything You Do is Right Day". March 16th biatch.



toggletoggle post by LBprovidenceNLI at Nov 3,2006 1:46pm
ha! national pancake day bitches.



toggletoggle post by el sphincto at Nov 3,2006 2:28pm
december 1st-world aids day. I also share the b-day with Louis 6 of france, woody allen, lew rawls, richard pryor, and pablo escobar



toggletoggle post by fishcakes at Nov 3,2006 5:47pm
November 7 is . . . . . National Bittersweet Chocolate With Almonds Day. fuck off!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Nov 3,2006 6:15pm
hahaha
june 14th is pop goes the weasel day. it also flag day, but they failed to mention that. that's fucked up.



toggletoggle post by shamash nli at Nov 3,2006 6:37pm
uh... kindergarten day! Funny, since that's how mature I am. 4/21



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