Ass Hat
Home
News
Events
Bands
Labels
Venues
Pics
MP3s
Radio Show
Reviews
Releases
Buy$tuff
Forum
  Classifieds
  News
  Localband
  Shows
  Show Pics
  Polls
  
  OT Threads
  Other News
  Movies
  VideoGames
  Videos
  TV
  Sports
  Gear
  /r/
  Food
  
  New Thread
  New Poll
Miscellaneous
Links
E-mail
Search
End Ass Hat
login

New site? Maybe some day.
Posting Anonymously login: [Forgotten Password]
returntothepit >> discuss >> Happy Halloween... by pam on Oct 31,2006 9:36am
Add To All Your Pages!
toggletoggle post by pam   at Oct 31,2006 9:36am
...you low-down, dirty, degenerate fucks.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 31,2006 9:37am
everyday is halloween



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 31,2006 10:32am
Fall fires burning neath black twisted boughs
Sacrifice to above
Smoke swirling quickly towards misting clouds
Offering of this blood
Into the flames and without shame
Consumed with howls and screams
Pumpkins grin in their despair on all

Hallows eve
Hallows eve

Cruel be the wind as it quells my words
I shout out to the rain
Incantations I've so hope you've heard
That you live again
From deep earth brings forth rebirth
Witness but I shant believe
From below a chilling glow on all

Hallows eve
Hallows eve

Be spiderwebbed and glazed in frost
She wears death beautifully
More stunning now than in her life
On a bed of autumn leaves
Into her eyes and quite surprised
I whispered don't you leave
Sing macabre songs and we'll dance til dawn on all

Hallows eve
Hallows eve

Saint lucifer hear me praying to thee
On this eve of all saints
High be the price but then nothing is free
My soul I'll gladly trade

Ahhh
Hallows eve
Ahhh
Hallows eve

Cold is the night in so many ways
Luna round full and bright
Deep be the mud on the fresh dug graves
On yours I recite
An ancient spell I know so well
Success is guaranteed
I'll bring you back from where you've gone on all

Hallows eve
Hallows eve

Saint lucifer hear me praying to thee
On this eve of all saints
High be the price but then nothing is free
My soul I'll gladly trade

Ahhh
Hallows eve
Ahhh
Hallows eve



toggletoggle post by Jim_ at Oct 31,2006 10:33am
Nothing like good ole' type o.



toggletoggle post by dwellingsickness at Oct 31,2006 11:30am
pam said:
...you low-down, dirty, degenerate fucks.


And you love every minute of it



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Oct 31,2006 11:35am
So it’s Halloween / And you feel like dancin’ / And you feel like shinin’ / And you feel like letting loose / Whatcha gonna be / Babe, you better know / And you better plan / Better plan all day / Better plan all week / Better plan all month / Better plan all year / You’re dressed up like a clown / Putting on your act / It’s the only time all year / You’ll ever admit that / I can see your eyes / I can see your brain / Baby, nothing’s changed / (repeat) / You’re still hiding in a mask / You take your fun seriously / No, don’t blow this year’s chance / Tomorrow your mold goes back on / After Halloween / You go to work today / You’ll go to work tomorrow / Shitfaced tonight / You’ll brag about it for months / Remember what I did / Remember what I was / Back on Halloween / But what’s in between / Where are your ideas / You sit around and dream / For next Halloween / Why not every day / Are you so afraid / What will people say / (repeat) / After Halloween / Because your role is planned for you / There’s nothing you can do / But stop and think it through / But what will the boss say to you / And what will your girlfriend say to you / And the people out on the street they might glare at you / And whadya know, you’re pretty self-conscious too / So you run back and stuff yourselves in rigid business costumes / Only at night to score is your leather uniform exhumed / Why don’t you take your social regulations / And shove ‘em up your ass



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 31,2006 11:52am
Crazy respect to Mr. Kok for that one.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Oct 31,2006 11:57am
Masquerade, masquerade,
Grab your mask and don't be late
Get out get out well disguised
Heat and fever in the air tonight
Meet the others at the store,
Knock on other people's door
Trick or treat they have to choice,
Little ghost's are makin'lotsa noise

But watch out... beware - listen... take care

In the streets on Halloween
There's something going on
No way to escape the power unknown
In the streets on Halloween
The spirits will arise
Make your choice, it's hell or paradice
Ah - It's Halloween
Ah - It's Halloween... tonight!

Someone's sitting in a field,
Never giving yield
Sittinh there with gleaminf eyes,
Wating for big pumpkin to arise
Bad luck if you get a stone,
Like the good old Charlie Brown
You think Linus could be right
The kids will sy it's just a stupid lie

But watch out... beware - listen... take care

In the streets on Halloween
There's something going on
No way to escape the power unknown
In the streets on Halloween
The spirits will arise
Make your choice, it's hell or paradice
Ah - It's Halloween
Ah - It's Halloween... tonight!

Listen now - we are calling you...
And there is magic in the air

Magic in the air... on Halloween
Black is the night full of fright
You'll be missing the day
What will be here very soon
Changing your way
A knock at your door
It is real or is it a dream
On trembling legs you open the door
And you scream... on Halloween

Darkless
Where am I now
Is there anybody out there
What has happened
Am I in heaven
Or is it hell

I can see a light comin'
It's comin' nearer
It's shining
It's shining so bright
It's shining on me

I am the one, doom's in my hands
Now make your choice,
Redeemed or enslaved

I'll show you passion and glory
He is the snake
I'll hive you power and abudance
He's the corrupter of man

Save me from the evil one
Give me strenght to carry on
I will fight for all mankind's
Deliverance and peace of mind

But watch out... beware - listen... take care

In the streets on Halloween
There's something going on
No way to escape the power unknown
In the streets on Halloween
The spirits will arise
Make your choice, it's hell or paradice
Ah - It's Halloween
Ah - It's Halloween... tonight!
Yeah, it's Halloween

Yeah, it's Halloween... tonight



toggletoggle post by Todd nli at Oct 31,2006 12:01pm
bonfires burning bright pumpkin faces in the night i remember halloween dead cats hanging from poles little dead are out in droves i remember halloween brown leaved vertigo where skeletal life is known i remember halloween this day anything goes burning bodies hanging from poles i remember halloween halloween, halloween, halloween, halloween candy apples and razor blades little dead are soon in graves i remember halloween this day anything goes burning bodies hanging from poles i remember halloween, halloween, halloween, halloween halloween, halloween, halloween, halloween



toggletoggle post by Todd nli at Oct 31,2006 12:02pm
bonfires burning bright pumpkin faces in the night i remember halloween dead cats hanging from poles little dead are out in droves i remember halloween brown leaved vertigo where skeletal life is known i remember halloween this day anything goes burning bodies hanging from poles i remember halloween halloween, halloween, halloween, halloween candy apples and razor blades little dead are soon in graves i remember halloween this day anything goes burning bodies hanging from poles i remember halloween, halloween, halloween, halloween halloween, halloween, halloween, halloween



toggletoggle post by dwellingsickness at Oct 31,2006 12:05pm
Fuckin double posts..It did not do it the first time so I hit "Qik Reply" again



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Oct 31,2006 12:05pm
Just another day. I'll be working from 3 pm till 1:30 am.



toggletoggle post by Ryan_M at Oct 31,2006 12:20pm
Josh_hates_you said:
Just another day. I'll be working from 3 pm till 1:30 am.


Exactly; I'm working tonight as well.

Fucking kids are lucky tonight though, it's supposed to be real nice out tonight like mid-high 50's. No winter coats pussy-ing up their costumes!



toggletoggle post by retzam at Oct 31,2006 12:29pm
Ryan_M said:
Josh_hates_you said:
Just another day. I'll be working from 3 pm till 1:30 am.


Exactly; I'm working tonight as well.

Fucking kids are lucky tonight though, it's supposed to be real nice out tonight like mid-high 50's. No winter coats pussy-ing up their costumes!


Haha, I miss being a little kid.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 31,2006 12:39pm
no shit huh. why the fuck cant i go trick or treating? just because i am 25 doesnt mean that i dont love Halloween and deserve tons of candy. fucking bastards.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Oct 31,2006 12:42pm
I'm glad to see that I'm not the only Type O fan here.

Happy Halloween!




toggletoggle post by retzam at Oct 31,2006 12:47pm
Yeti said:
no shit huh. why the fuck cant i go trick or treating? just because i am 25 doesnt mean that i dont love Halloween and deserve tons of candy. fucking bastards.


How tall are you? If you're not that tall and you completely cover yourself you can still go trick or treating.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 31,2006 12:48pm
retzam said:
Yeti said:
no shit huh. why the fuck cant i go trick or treating? just because i am 25 doesnt mean that i dont love Halloween and deserve tons of candy. fucking bastards.


How tall are you? If you're not that tall


That's pretty funny.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Oct 31,2006 12:49pm
Hmmm I'm getting ideas here.. I am smaller than some kids, I could pass. I want free candy dammit



toggletoggle post by retzam at Oct 31,2006 12:50pm
I say go for it, no reason not to.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 31,2006 12:50pm
Tell them 'I'm a heavy metal lady' in your best toddler voice and you're in.



toggletoggle post by Messerschmitt at Oct 31,2006 12:54pm
my girlfriend's 5ft. tall. i told her i'm puttin her in an ewok costume. then we'll drive through bk and buy 30 whopper juniors. i'm gonna drive and she's gonna stand up in the back of my truck throwing whopper juniors at kids on the street.



toggletoggle post by ariavette at Oct 31,2006 12:55pm
Yeti said:
no shit huh. why the fuck cant i go trick or treating? just because i am 25 doesnt mean that i dont love Halloween and deserve tons of candy. fucking bastards.


just go anyways.. not like anyone's gonna say no to you...



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Oct 31,2006 1:09pm
My kids are so smart.
I am so proud.
They got so much candy in Manchester on Sunday, that they prevented massive losses of their candy, by giving me my very own bag.

This shows me that they have learned from previous years candy loss, due to a candy prone parental figure, and used preventive maintenence.

We are going again tonight in Concord, also.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Oct 31,2006 1:10pm
Oh and Rich......fuck yes. DK......\m/



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 31,2006 1:24pm
retzam said:
Yeti said:
no shit huh. why the fuck cant i go trick or treating? just because i am 25 doesnt mean that i dont love Halloween and deserve tons of candy. fucking bastards.


How tall are you? If you're not that tall and you completely cover yourself you can still go trick or treating.


i'm 6'5 so its a bit difficult to hide my freakish height.



toggletoggle post by oh ya well stick it up your asshole! at Oct 31,2006 1:37pm
yeti's are peg legged, turd burgling asspilots.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Oct 31,2006 2:42pm
My kid has the most ridiculous costume ever, I can't wait to see her trying to walk in it.



It's sort of like that only less cheesy and my kid isn't ugly.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Oct 31,2006 2:49pm
dwellingsickness said:
pam said:
...you low-down, dirty, degenerate fucks.


And you love every minute of it


Do I ever.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 31,2006 3:16pm
oh ya well stick it up your asshole! said:
yeti's are peg legged, turd burgling asspilots.


peg legged, turd burgling, barrel hucking, ass piloting Yeti's unite!



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Oct 31,2006 3:21pm
Darkness sets on the land, evil minds mend
Clashing together ideas of sick madness
Fire blazes the streets, flesh and flames meet
Breathing the Devils work, suffocate me
Samhain is the end of the summer, a ritual of all Hallows eve
There is an evil that's too hard to fight, bless us in blood
It's Devil's night
Innocent families burnt to ashes, scars and scrapes meet rips and gashes
Still have a hard-on from my urge to kill, a burnt down city is the Devil's will
When only ash remains I'm satisfied, I can only laugh at those who died
You can smell the dead flesh in the air, I've killed so many, I don't care
Darkness sets on the land, evil minds mend
Clashing together ideas of sick madness
Fire blazes the streets, flames and flesh meet
Breathing the Devil's work, suffocate me
Samhain is the end of the summer, a ritual of all hallows eve
There is an evil that's too hard to fight, bless us in blood
It's Devil's night
Morning, just pieces remain, the death toll's insane
The smoke is still rising, the flesh is still burning
The image, the face of the beast, stares down on the streets
Laughing at man as they suffer his torment
On Halloween eve
On Halloween night



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Oct 31,2006 7:04pm
Ok so check it out....
Combined candy totals from Sunday and tonight=






13 POUNDS OF COMBINED CANDY BETWEEN 2 KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Oct 31,2006 7:04pm
and yes.....I weighed it.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Oct 31,2006 7:07pm
I worked at 3 in the morning. No different than normal, but today was supposed to apparently be the busiest day of the year where I work and it wasn't really. I slept so much yesterday I never got a nap in during the day and now it's only 7 and I'm so tired I don't think I'll even end up doing anything. So much for my night, at least I have tomorrow morning off anyway.



toggletoggle post by Allah That at Oct 31,2006 7:15pm
wasn't g.g. gonna kill himself on halloween?



toggletoggle post by Allah That at Oct 31,2006 7:22pm
yeah,1990



toggletoggle post by pam nli at Oct 31,2006 11:13pm
My kid got quite a haul, too. Thankfully my teeth are riddled with holes which will keep me from eating it all.

I went and saw Talledega Nights at the Quincy Center movie theater like the dirtbag I am. Happy Halloween.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Nov 1,2006 12:16pm
powerkok said:
Ok so check it out....
Combined candy totals from Sunday and tonight=






13 POUNDS OF COMBINED CANDY BETWEEN 2 KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


That's nuts. I'd weigh it too if my kids came back with that much candy.


Does anyone remember the Pete and Pete Halloween episode where they each get like 2 trashbags full?



Enter a Quick Response (advanced response>>)
Username: (enter in a fake name if you want, login, or new user)SPAM Filter: re-type this (values are 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D,E, or F)
Message:  b i u  add: url  image  video(?)show icons
remember:Massive Finnish Placenta
[default homepage] [print][7:42:44am Apr 27,2024
load time 0.13762 secs/15 queries]
[search][refresh page]