I made this chart to demonstrate my current dating situation. I hope you find it informative as well as enlightening.


as you can see my Date Totals are down drastically from then to now. Even more so is my dating potential which has decreased at nearly the same rate, yet has yeilded a projection that is below the charts. Along with this my lame-ocity factor has skyrocketed and is threatening on Ron Karkovice lame.

In conclusion: Who wants to date a skinny kid anyways. time to start eating.

intriguing... you still have a better chance than i do... chicks dont dig massive guys with long hair.

um... spalding, you bring a little girl with you everywhere.

and mike, you forgot the standards curve... it takes a sharp nose dive around the 7th month.

I've already bottomed out this chart. "I hate my life," right guys?

the_reverend said:
i know ^_^

i really dont care about dating... im just saying, he could have it worse and look like harry from harry and hendersons like me

girls are wicked dumb, they make me hate my life even more than i hate it already

I thought everyone here was gay...

most are not gay by choice.

hmm well from a girl's view point, i was single for a long time...then my father died and i didn't care about being single..i didn't have the best luck anyhow....then i was with the wrong person for a while..and then i was alone again..i honestly told myself "who really cares", my mom is alone anyhow...and i believed it and accepted that fact i'd always be alone


...and then i went to a show and the Rev tryed to steal my camera!


you know the rest

succubus said:

the rest is rated R for gratuitous nudity....ohhhhhh yea

and that nudity went on to save spring break 1999.

xmikex, I think what she's saying is, get a cmaera and I'll see you in the photopit.
*wink**wink*

the_reverend said:

dohhhh Rev....open your eyes...he HAS a camera and uses it at shows

I know, I saw it.
I was just making small talk.

good call...but thats not me in that first picture.

in the first picture, that's Steve so far I believe, the guitarist for ion.