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New site? Maybe some day.
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Pretty much what the subject says. We would like to play some shows. You would like to pus on some shows? I love Fire & Ice. And boning. Bye! |
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Give these strapping young gents shows, they're worth every cent you give them. |
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Thanks Chris, and the thirty-two uninterested parties that read this. |
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I want a band, one million dollars, and a beer tree. We can't all have what we want. |
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who exactly are the screaming nervous breakdowns? |
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it's either matt rowe or the voices in his head. |
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Yes, tell me more of the Screaming Nervous Breakdowns. |
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The band is 1/2 IWEIPH and 1/2 Dissector. And 100% LAFFS. |
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antonio banderas is one of the screaming nervous breakdowns. |
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so is IWEIPH no more or is this just one of many "horror" side projects? |
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IWEIPH is all gone, yet its spirit lives on in Rich Horror & The Screaming Nervous Breakdowns. |
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"woman on the verge of a nervous breakdown"
sounds like a daughters cover band |
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From the first show, it is thus far the most fun I've had in a band. It is, sadly, not the Benetton ad that IWEIPH was. Instead of an ethnic group represented with each scumbag, it's now just two micks and two guineas. |
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As for now we jsut play old IWEIPH songs until we write some of our own. And even still we'll continue playing the classics of IWEIPH. |
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I want to know about the pure horror that IWEIPH ended in. this is a band that needs a dramatic break up story cause of the name, even if we have to make it up. |
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Then Rich will have to make one up. |
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this band is officially what dreams are made of. |
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shatteredliz said: I want to know about the pure horror that IWEIPH ended in. this is a band that needs a dramatic break up story cause of the name, even if we have to make it up. |
You missed the VH1 Behind the Music, it was on every weekday last week. |
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Yep. They played us back to back with the Blind Melon episode. |
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Rich's face in Suzi's picture has a touch of downs. |
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So, you guys gonna have some gay sex later? That;s cool. That's cool with the man on man action. Gay cats faggots. |
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this band makes me want to piss myself with joy, i can't wait |
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RichHorror said: So, you guys gonna have some gay sex later? That;s cool. That's cool with the man on man action. Gay cats faggots. |
Wow, I have no recollection of posting that at all. |
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The Screaming Nervous Breakdowns should contact me so we can practice. |
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I got your message but I haven't talked to Tyler yet. |
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Much like Dreaded Silence, we would like shows. And we receive handjobs. |
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No. That's Dreaded Silence. |
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what about that magical night under the moonlight? don't deny it. |
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That was me touching myself while you sleep-humped my couch. |
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who was jerking me off then? |
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The folds of my couch gently caressed the underside of your weenis. |
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this wed and next is still open at the brick. |
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I wish she was my wife. Please, someone make this happen. |
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mcmahon said: this wed and next is still open at the brick. |
Hook us up, Jimmy!!!! Are you guys playing next Wed.(Nov.1st)?
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No, we are playing the 2nd right next door with revocation and frozen. |
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bump for rich's sister, katie horror. |
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and for kane's ex-girlfriend, katie vick. |
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bump for rich's amazingness |
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if you want you could play with The United Chruch of Hulkamania. |
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I have no idea what that is, but I want to based on the name alone. |
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dreadkill said: bump for rich's sister, katie horror. |
I want to bang and then marry my sister. And then bang her some more. |
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lol. The Hogan pictures are fucking outstanding. |
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shatteredliz said: I want to know about the pure horror that IWEIPH ended in. this is a band that needs a dramatic break up story cause of the name, even if we have to make it up. |
The band started out as a two piece back in 1996 and went by the name Suffer Now. Drummer/singer Eric Rosenburg and guitarist/singer Jeff Cziskazowski looked to turn the grindcore upside down with their provocative freestyle brand of grindcore. With Jeff's inability to play his guitar and Eric unable to maintain time on the drums [and an erection], these boys looked to be on their way to the top of the grindcore scene.
In 2000, the duo were top of the the now defunct mp3.com charts and building a huge following. With sixteen cd's released and appearances on several compilations the beginning of the end was only around the corner. In February of 2003, Jeff was diagnosed with THE diabetes and several months later learned to play his guitar. With the inability to not play his guitar and Eric still a virgin at age 30, the end of Suffer Now was at hand. The duo realized it was time to move on.
During the spring of 2003 the two began writing songs and came up with the name It Will End In Pure Horror. Unknowingly, the name would be a perfect fit in a way that Nostradamus would appreciate. During the summer the boys recruited singer Manny "Matt" Furtado, played their first show in December and brought aboard Richard Shamus O' McMick. The shows began piling up and the freakshow began their rise to the top of the Boston Metal Scene.
On the verge of breaking through the horror would begin. Eric, at the tender age of 31, would lose his virginity to mighty Whore of Babylon. Soon after he would leave the band to be by her side as her newest pet, joining the the six dogs and 19 cats in her home. Was this the end? Did it all truly end in pure horror?
Well Cziskazowski, O'McMick, and Furtado picked up the pieces and regrouped. Matt went to drums, while Rich and Jeff shared vocal responsibilities. Soon the pressure became too much as Jeff, of Polish decent, was unable to do more than two things at once. Unable to play guitar, sing and stand at the same time, the trio new they were in trouble.
All was not lost though as soon thereafter, Suzi Guineawopo was recruited to play bass and Rich went to singing full-time. Finally, it appeared as if the band would rise above it's defeatist name It Will End In Pure Horror. They began playing more shows than ever and played their 50th show during the summer of 2006. They went into the studio during the same time to record for their split 7" with Dissector. Later that summer the boys went on tour and ended a great summer playing the Choppahead 5th Year Anniversary.
Tragedy would strike again as the band began working on new material for a release in December. A friend of Ms. Guineawopo made a simple joke to Jeff that would seem harmless enough. [anonymous] said to Jeff, "Cziskazowski?! That's a good Irish name." Jeff ran out of the practice space screaming and was to never be heard from again. It was never known whether he was offended by the joke or if he was unable to comprehend the joke, which sent him into a downward mental spiral. Horror struck the band again, but luckily Tyler "Sticky Fingers" O'Shea was able to step in and take Jeff's place on guitar.
Things were actually much worse than they seemed as little to the knowledge of his bandmates, Manny had developed a horrible addiction to prescription pain killers. Unable to get enough pills to supply his habit, he soon turned to heroin. Without a job and an appetite for destruction Manny had to find a way to pay for his addiction. With the face of a child and the body of a swimmer, the answer became obvious to Manny. Manny shaved off the little facial hair he had and began his career as a child model. The site lilmanny.com became a roaring success, and with his newly found success he found he had no time for the band. Manny quit the band and lived off of his earnings from lilmanny.com. The site has since been shutdown by authorities for promoting child porngraphy. Although Manny is of legal age, being an illegal immigrant from Portugal he had no documentation to prove his age. Webmasters are currently in court facing charges.
Through thick and thin, the band had found ways to persevere. However, when all was said and done the band did indeed live up to it's name It Will End In Pure Horror |
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mcmahon said: this wed and next is still open at the brick. |
Does November 1st still need bands? I would like to play with The Accursed, even though the rest of my band probably can't. |
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Our show this month is up in the air, and that's it for the rest of 2006. If anything has anything we can jump on, that'd be really great and I'll return the favor as soon as I can. |
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Shit Fuck is also trying to find any shows that people need a shitty band for. We won't draw a crowd, we don't care about pay, we'll drink your booze, and jerk off to images of your girlfriend later in the evening.
We're fun for the whole family. |
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the face of a child and the body of a swimmer! |
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It's true.
We'd like to play shows, even ones I didn't book. I guess I should've been more clear. You jerks. |
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you guys are on that february skybar show that we booked. |
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That's true. I just farted. |
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Playing somewhere other than the Skybar would be ok too. |
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yeah, we have 3 skybar shows coming up between 12/26 and 2/23. one of them isn't a DS show, but i'm still playing there 3 times regardless. |
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I think most of our problem is playing almost always with bands that are 100% nothing like us musically. |
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RichHorror said: I think most of our problem is playing almost always with bands that are 100% nothing like us musically. |
we do that sometimes too. the only show we've played that we truly fit 100% on was katatonia. |
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We barely ever play with any bands we fit with at all. |
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