that way , when I go out on a date and figure out the bitch isn't gonna put out, I don't have to drive her all the way home

you still dont have to drive her all the way home... just kick her out for beinga prude. she will listen. and if she has a male friend try to beat your ass for being a "dick", i will help you out and eat him.

a trap door might be cheaper.

thegreatspaldino said:

an ejector seat would be funnier than just kicking her out. think about.

"wanna come back to my place?"

"it's late, I really should be getting home."

*I hit the ejector button and her entire seat shoots out the top of the car with her in it and I keep driving. *

davefromthegrave said:

Someone's been watching mythbusters...

its certainly would be funnier... but logically it would be like a one tim use only thing... unless you have like a firebird/mustang/camaro with t-tops or a convertible... then in which case... eject away

Thats what rape and murder is for, silly.

thegreatspaldino said:

someone hasn't been watching mythbusters...

powerkok said:

WIN!

davefromthegrave said:



All of this would, of course, take place within the first 13 seconds of the date.

menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:

yeah, I got the idea watching that.

niccolai said:

Well in a perfect world, yeah.

powerkok said:

you sound like a cross between my 8 year old nephew and my friend's gay brother, who is a ballerina.

Im not the irridecsent homo talking about 'dating' on a metal board.


Turn sideways so no one can see you.

actually, failed dating, which is much worse.

I'm irridescent, huh? great fucking comeback.

the hell with t tops, try to eject the bitch through the hard top. It will be way more "BREWTAL!!!!!!" when she smashes to death instead.

davefromthegrave said:

Ive been calling you that for a year, not my fault you cant read.

You are a cunt for no reason, but I can play your way, if youd like, milky faggot.

be cleaning the inside forever,like pulp fiction.

powerkok said:

You're right. I can't read. ya caught me out on that one, dude.

next time you should call me translucent, you know, if you really wanna get mean.

Nah, thats my reserve, only to be whipped out, when called a fatty.

You're just a library of awesome comebacks. Not to mention exotic forms of cholesterol.

Sorry, I dont study the 'comeback' book.
If I wanted a comeback......

Go wait tables, girl job.

Theres a gay waiter at my work, too.

powerkok said:

go cut vegetables, mexican job.

Nice try, bitch job, but Im a line cook, moron.
I dont work along side bitches.

Fetch me a refill.

haha that was a mint episode of mythbusters