The time has come to head off to sleep, but before I do let me recite the Lord's Prayer.

Our Father, who art in heaven
Hallowed be thy Name
Thy kingdom come
Thy will be done
On earth as it is in heaven
Give us this day our daily bread
And forgive us our trespasses
As we forgive those who trespass against us
And lead us not into temptation
But deliver us from evil
For thine is the kingdom
and the power, and the glory, for ever and ever
Amen

fuck you faggot

The next time I see you I am going to rip your ears off.

In the name of Jesus!!!

I know that by heart still...fucking catholic school...

Working Class Slob said:

but then I'll learn of your....gasp....SECRET IDENTITY!

god dammit

Fuck the Lord's Prayer

Real men loathe christ.

Real men crush the christian church and its oppresion of sexual desires

No, real men break into the church, drink all the wine and replace the communion wafers with Ritz Crackers.

Seriously, I saw it on the news tonight.

are you serious, when I was 12 I almost decided to go to my church skyclad with a satan mask on and go up to the priest, kick him in the nads and run out.

I fucking hated church and sunday school

"A scourge on the world from the earliest days
Christ, his church and his sinister ways
Starter of wars, Instigator of crimes
Despoiler of cultures, Destroyer of minds

More people have died in the name of Christ
Than any other in the history of life
You kill all who oppose your perfidious might
A religion of conquest born in black light

Our father who art in heaven
Corruption be thy name
You blind your people with lies
False prophet your only gain
Thy kingdom come and be done
Your time is now at an end
The veil is slowly being lifted
Your past you must try to defend

They prey on our children so young and naive
These pedophile bastards they are a disease
They preach about love, or so I am told
But the love that they practice is twisted and cold"


I like Cruachan's version better

pam said:

i realized recently i still remember my act of contrition that i learned back in sunday school in 2nd grade. needless to say i was disappointed in myself.

Real men don't listen to black metal.

RichHorror said:


If you are referring to the band I posted lyrics of, they are folk metal.

Y_Ddraig_Goch said:

Almost decided... I almost decided to take the fucking Pepsi challenge. I almost decided to try frozen White Castle Burgers.

Ryan_M said:

And you'll never forget it. It sucks.

horror_tang NLI said:

Jeff...stay away from the White Castle burgers...I like you too much to let you do that to yourself.

Black Metal ist queer.

Don't talk shit about White Castle or I'll slice your tits off.

but then pam would be useless....oh wait.

Totally uncalled for and untrue, Sean.

She can still cook and clean.

RichHorror said:

i dont know rich, i hurd tings i hurd tings