HAIL CHET!
(Weird Science, 1985)

Ha -- he comes back from duck hunting and proceeds to hit his brother and the girl on the top of the head with his 12 gauge. Awesome.

He pukes, YOU DIE

oh man, what is the edit on comedy central when she says she's going to turn him in to balls cause he's an asshole?
it's not as memorable as "dont fool with the babysitter."

kelly le brock totally fucks him up

what the hell, he becomes a 700 pound toad?

no, it was balls. he became balls.

elephant balls.

Bill Paxton's finest role

what about Titanic?

....

holy shit, and HUDSON in 'Aliens'

Game over, man!

I thought she turned him into a big piece of doody. That's why the flies were all around him and he apologizes for being a shit to Wyatt all these years.

watchmaker666 said:

thats the first time those words can fit together

H-Mop said:

balls of poop!

all that goo was spraying out of him, too

icky!

Yeti said:

In the year 2000... Bill Paxton and Bill Pullman will finally give it up, and become the same person.

If that pork sandwich were free, it'd be a true jewish dilemma if you know what I mean.