Burn him!

What a story!

You've stolen my soul!

Eleanor, we've got to do something about this depression. So I propose -- oh, that's right! I'm crippled.

There's been a lot of Simpsons references on the board lately (probably because of xmikex). We need to continue.

We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways... One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heal for my shoe. So, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry costs a nickel and in those days nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. "Give me five bees for a quarter" you'd say. Now, where were we? Oh yes. The important thing was, that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.

Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" 'cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles...

I believe skullfucked posted the original simpsons quotes thread.

and p.s.

Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. When opportunity knocks, you don't want to be driving to a maternity hospital or sitting in some phony-baloney church. Or syn-a-go-gue!

oh yeah? well that's just like, your opinion man.

SOUNDS LIKE... SOMEONES LIVIN IN THE PAST! CONTEMPORIZE MAAAAAAAAAN!

I used to be with it. Then they changed what IT was. Now what I'm with isn't IT and what's IT seems weird and scary to me. ...It'll happen to you.

Jeez, Dad I and I, we started out great. But now it's falling apart like a Chinese motorcycle.

It's been only 24 hours and I'm already dirtier then a frenchman!

Milhouse is fidgeting again, I'll tighten his straps.