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New site? Maybe some day. 
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This is probably one of the funniest things I've ever read:
(from a myspce bulletin)
5 porn spam profiles, 2 nu metal bands from the west coast (p.s. just about every west coast band might as well be nu metal to me). My inbox is no different. Apparently I'm a pretty popular guy amongst the webcam chat community. At least you'd get that impression of you looked at the messages I get every day. "Slutty Tanya Would like to invite you to join webchat community" "Tiffany the Mouth Would like to invite you to join pigchat group".
I wouldn't care. At all. Really. Except that I know that one out of every 100 dudes that gets that request clicks the link and keeps the whole thing going. Some fat asshole out there really thinks that a girl in a school girl outfit spread eagle on a Dodge Viper legitimately picked him out from a billion myspace profiles, and wants the pleasure of his 250lb, 39 years old and no future in sight, child porn diddling, pizza Pringle crumbs in his fucking beard, waste of space, Blockbuster Video assistant managing fat ass company. And then the whole thing starts all over. |
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speaking of potential pedophiles... |
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ASIANCAT APROVES OF THIS THREAD. |
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Mad waterparks bro.
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I enjoy being a little older and wiser, and making myself lul with 1 sentence instead of 10.
That poor dog. |
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the op makes me want pizza |
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I miss the hateedge xmikex from the early days of rttp:
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<<please refrain from dissing the people who smoke pot. what the fuck do you expect when you go to a concert you dumbass. every fucking concert has weed smokers.>>
the blatant gayness of that statement just makes me want to smash your face in. all straightedge ideology aside, that was just queer. i know plenty of kids who like to smoke but would still laugh at what you just shit out. if i see you at a """"CONCERT"""" smoking weed near me because you think being in a room where people are playing music somehow garauntees you the right to blow your stupid smoke in my face i'll stomp on your lungs just for being a fag.
go back to ozzfest, and your WAAF chat rooms dickbag.
XMIKEX
the x's mean porn. |
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I've never been edge, but reading that makes me wanna smash someone...lol |
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This forum was waay different back in 2002 and 2003. I can't believe i've been trolling it that long. Sad.. |
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haha ya those were the glory days |
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I think I vaguely remember Angry X Mike X telling me off a bunch of times. Could have been someone else. You're all a bunch a dicks and I lose track.
I think Spaldino told me he was going to spit on me once. Good times. |
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I think powerkok or hoser got really pissed at me once. might have been powerkok. I was joking around, I don't think he sensed sarcasm |
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I think I vaguely remember Angry X Mike X telling me off a bunch of times. Could have been someone else. You're all a bunch a dicks and I lose track.
I think Spaldino told me he was going to spit on me once. Good times. |
COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO.
COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. |
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DON'T SCARE AWAY THIS FORUM'S ONLY WOMAN |
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| I think powerkok or hoser got really pissed at me once. might have been powerkok. I was joking around, I don't think he sensed sarcasm |
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COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO.
COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. |
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lol I remember when me and other fellow black metal elitists used to call this forum "return to the scene" ... Oh wait. |
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I think I vaguely remember Angry X Mike X telling me off a bunch of times. Could have been someone else. You're all a bunch a dicks and I lose track.
I think Spaldino told me he was going to spit on me once. Good times. |
COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW.
COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW.
COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. |
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Yea rich. I know. Pointless story. :'( |
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Yes, it was xmikex pwning you many times. The last old thread I saw where this happened you were saying something about how Dimmu was going to fuck him up. lulz. |
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| DON'T SCARE AWAY THIS FORUM'S ONLY WOMAN |
you don't remember hailtheleaf do you? |
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only started posting here last year i think, and then i stole your bassist. |
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which is weird because i had been checking out the pics for years and never really looked at the forum |
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| which is weird because i had been checking out the pics for years and never really looked at the forum |
COOL STORY BRO, i know. |
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| DON'T SCARE AWAY THIS FORUM'S ONLY WOMAN |
you don't remember hailtheleaf do you? |
LADY LOOKS LIKE A DUUUUUUUDE |
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I think I vaguely remember Angry X Mike X telling me off a bunch of times. Could have been someone else. You're all a bunch a dicks and I lose track.
I think Spaldino told me he was going to spit on me once. Good times. |
wasn't someone like joenc going to beat him up for that? I remember jon not liking when someone called you a bitch. |
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Possibly. Joe hates me now I think. |
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| DON'T SCARE AWAY THIS FORUM'S ONLY WOMAN |
Haha, don't worry about me. |
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| I miss the hateedge xmikex from the early days of rttp: |
ya, I kinda don't. he usually had a girlfriend and got canker sores a lot. lose lose.
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| I think I vaguely remember Angry X Mike X telling me off a bunch of times. |
I remember gearing up to write a 20 page paper, not knowing where to start, and then an inexplicably angry Pam picked an internet fight with me. I spent the next hour skit skatting all over it like I was Langston Hughes. The paper wrote itself after that.
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| you were saying something about how Dimmu was going to fuck him up. lulz. |
I decided to take the alleyway shortcut home. A handful of long dark shadows crept up behind me. I heard a clicking and dragging sound like ivory walking canes scraping on concrete. The last thing I remember is hearing "So ya don't like keyboard black metal eh?" and then it all went dark. I woke up in the hospital 5 hours later covered in corpse paint splatter and blood. |
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did nick cage's son have his back? |
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dead juggalo baby, nuff said |
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inexplicably angry Pam picked an internet fight with me |
Unpossible, doesn't sound like me at all. |
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If I recall correctly it went something like...
Pam: Avast ye scoundrel! Ye scandalous maltooler! For 'Leigon' is apex of all that is the work of Deicide.
Me: Madam, I admire your candor, but alas I do protest. For the self titled doth reign superior.
Pam: Perhaps than sir, we would be better served reconvening in Chinatown!
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Obviously we never met there because xmikex doesn't wanna see what I'll do in defense of Legion. |
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No wai. I take drugs to murder my ovaries. |
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I remember pam when the best thing in her life was being a real-life manager of the crushing metal band the Accursed. I also remember when mike did all his screaming on the ground and his biggest love was headbands. |
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Rev has seen us all at our worst |
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I'm now the real-life manager of cleaning up pet and baby shit and I enjoy that more than trying to get the accursed to all agree to play one fucking show at the same time without whining. |
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chinatown, fight there or youre a pussy |
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| I'm now the real-life manager of cleaning up pet and baby shit |
You work at Bradlees? |
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im in chinatown right now. |
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in b4 service merchandise. |
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Stuarts
Rich's
Woolworth's
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That picture could have been taken a 4:00 in the afternoon on black friday and it would still look like that. Fail store was fail. |
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Purity Supreme.
(I know, not a department store) |
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if only you spelled it right. zayres. and ames bought them. what about almays. |
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Grossman's. Worst name for a business ever. |
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| if only you spelled it right. zayres. and ames bought them. what about almays. |
I'm sorry my memory from 20 years ago is so hazy...lol |
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so glad that the xmikex appreesh thread has turned into a failed dept store appreesh thread. |
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xmikex: mother natures failed department store |
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they still got Ross on the west coast. ross/marshalls/tj max are the same company |
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There it is. Of all the stores mentioned this is the only one that never sold $10 worth of merchandise. |
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I bought an SOD shirt there for 12 bucks. That's about it. |
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I made fun of the guy from Kobalt for wearing pleather pants there FOR FREE. |
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they still got Ross on the west coast. ross/marshalls/tj max are the same company |
i thought he was talking ross as in rosstrossity. he is down south i think |
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They have Ross stores in North Carolina. |
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| I made fun of the guy from Kobalt for being in Kobalt. |
fixed. |
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Two of the best Mike moments were in Bridgewater.
One, was him getting Ross so worked up over what you and I would consider, nothing, causing him to scream, "FUCK IT!", and storm down the street. I don't think he even came back into the show.
The other was clearly that final LFTD performance. Two songs in a dorm room and all the cry baby(literally) neighbors in the world. |
 
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