http://www.stuffmagazine.com/articles/index.aspx?id=1414

thats awesome.

9. Manowar, Into Glory Ride
Drummer auditions:
"Loincloths and a handlebar moustache? Yeah, I'll join your band. Will it be metal?"
"Oh yeah, the most metal."
"Will it be gay?"
"Yeah, the most gay."

wow...these are all so good

my second favorite is the Exodus cover.

Pantera, Metal Magic
I love this band with all my heart, but the covers for their first two albums are unbelievably terrible. That weird wolf-like creature with a blade… Isn't the point of being a kickass wolfman that you don't need a weapon? And why is he nude except for a belt? Kickass invisible pants? I just picture that art on the town loser's van.

i guarantee there are rednecks with that album art on their pickups.

Yngwie J. Malmsteen—the J stands for jackass

hahahahaha so simple, yet so very true.

that Pantera Behind the Music made it seem so awesome to be Pantera in the 80s metal days. Playing cock-rock at wild, huge drunken parties every weekend? Who wouldnt want to do that?

http://www.blender.com/guide/articles.aspx?id=1946

that poison cover made the best list too, what the fuck!

Anthony nli said:

i didnt see it. i couldnt bring myself to watch an hour of commentation stroking pantera's career. did they talk about how phil, the quintessential "tough guy", is openly bisexual?

haha really? i didnt know he was bi. it doesnt make a difference though; im sure there are plenty of tough fags out there who would be brutal in a fight.

alot of it was about how strained Phil's relationship with the rest of the band was because of his rampant drug and alcohol abuse.

Thats the only reason Craig ever liked Pantera. Ive seen him talking about Phil in his sleep, its pretty disturbing.

why are you watching me in my sleep homo?

cuz you invited me bitch. now bend over.

craigforacurse nli said:

No, but Phil comes off as a confused, self-absorbed, heroin addict who probably shot up five minutes before the interview, and who squandered the last potential years of Pantera making the rest of the band wait on his side projects; Dimebag, on the other hand, comes off as an infallible god. So if you hate Phil Anselmo as a person, you'd probably enjoy their Behind The Music.