Feeling nosey………vote on your favorite position.
Who knows maybe I will learn something if anyone cares to elaborate…hahahaha!!!

crappy thread

Repost!

I really used to be a fan of missionary. You know, so you can grab her legs and go all jackhammer style. But then I almost broke a girl's neck doing that, so I just 'stick' to doggy style.

I want girl bent over a wheelbarrow in a kiddie pool filled with pepto bismol, while she is wearing a french maids uniform and tounging another hot chicks love hole and they are both humming the star spangled banner with an american flag flying overhead..you know

i voted doggy, but i really dont care just as long as i am fucking a hot chic.

xmikex said:

I thaught you wanted a girl in the dumpster hahaha

he so does.

this should be turned into a picture thread.

Post pictures of your favorate posish.

I don't care which position she's in. One way or another she's gonna end up here:

you don't fuck girls, xmikex

anonymous said:

just jews

Missionary.

swamplorddvm said:

YO.....YO.......YO!!!!

Whats up Swampie???

xMikex Fan Club

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Hymie Beckonstein said:

Well... if you say so.

Farten_Dust said:

You know, I think if she existed I would fuck her.

i love it when girls do this.

there's nothing like mime sex

Number 4 with the chick facing the ceiling.

Is there a name for two bums tag-teaming a jogger in a dark alley by a dumpster?

1 in 10 girls will fuck on a pile of trash....its a proven statistic

also a little known fact..most girls with let you fuck their retarded down syndrome sister if you buy them a Filenes gift card...

Flying Fish!

1 - Held down, aggressive, ankles over shoulders, 2 - ass sex, 3 - doggy

i really dont understand how the 2 headed crab is supposed to work. that looks way too painful. i am a big fan of the "flying fish sandwich".

Yeah the two-headed crab looks horrifying. There's missionary on there with 5 different names. The Flying Fish Sandwhich? I don't know how I feel about that.

It must suck to be a fat bitch...you'd kill someone being the flying fish.

I have to agree on the flying fish sanwhich. I'm pretty sure it's what feels best for all parties involved.

yeah the flying fish isnt for fatties. once you get the rhythm though, its smooth sailing.

Sex was designed for girl on top. It provides for the most contact, the most control, and the most leverage; either or both parties can at anytime completely relax (not hold themselves up) and still be able keep going unabated; the result, the ability to spend all your energy on the motion that really counts, instead of wasting it simply to stay in position, and at the same the guy has his arms free to touch the girl. It is also a scientific fact that men have better orgasms when they have a girl's weight on them.

^plus titties in yer face...

A good girl on top rules. Doggie is fun. Missionary is great when you press down just above the pelvic bone to compress their cervis and expose the G Spot more. It can jack up their orgasm and send them into multis and faster too.

Try it sometime.

pam said:

"OOOHHH, and THERE IT IS, THE FLYING FISH!!! IT'S ALL OVER, WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION..."

How about about love move 77? It's like 69 but you get 8 more!
Eh?!?! *nug nug* eh?!?!?! Get it?! 8 more! heh?!?! *nug nug*

aaaahhh Fugidabowdit!

Dankill said:

you forgot about the shattering the pelvic bone postion while choking a bitch out

That's for "special" ladies in our lives, Sean.

Dankill said:

and youre saying some girls out there aren't "SPECIAL" i just dont wanna deny any female out there my full attention to her needs.

What she NEEDS is a good purging

ram_girl said:

So whats yours baby?

I was waitin for someone to take it in that direction.

The position where I blow a load and go to sleep.
The end.

LOL

I could not have said it any better.

ShadowSD said:


HAHAHAHAHHAHAH

standing? wtf

intricateprocess said:


yeah you know...like in the shower or airplane lavoratory or against a tree or wall...church confessional?

i just saw one called "twins". sorry but the last thing i want to be thinking about while fucking is something to do with a family member. i mean i'm not a twin or anything, but just the thought would be moment-shattering.

I'd totally fuck my twin.

intricateprocess said:


For the guys.........see Deep Rider above......

pam said:



One of my "somedays" is against an alley wall between buildings.......or how about against a hotel window (facing out) many stories up!!!!

HAHAHAHA

3rd, or maybe shortstop. I played some left field, too...

I always wanted to get head from a chick and just as I blow my load, put a cigarette out on her forehead and crush a beer can over my head then kick her away.

Is there a name for that position?
C'mon? I know you crazy kids have a name for everything these days.

If a chick went through that and still wanted me...I'd have to say she's a keeper.

Yeti said:

Yeah, it's kind of like naming a position "tunnel of incest", it sort of ruins the mood.

or even worse, the thought of Danny DeVito and AAAAHNOLD

ram_girl said:


ah i gotcha. at first it was making no sense to me. i was all like how the fuck do you fuck standing straight up. but than it came to me