ok, i was at Foxwoods casino last wed night and i heard all these people say steven seagal the failed actor was in the house. sure enough he has some band and they were playing a free show at a bar in the casino. so my dad and his friend we try to get in as its packed all the way out the door. and i did get to see a little bit of his band and dear fucking god, the fat failed actor can play a mean blues guitar! and he tries to dance. anyway i wanted to take the funny man's pic but i was told to put the cam away. it was hilarious the man can sing also. ok i'm out

HA HA!! Under Siege 1 and 2 are cool movies.And the one he did with the crazy Jamaican dudes was good also

DUDE HE'S SO FAT IN PERSON

anonymous = Steven Seagal

yes. Im sure steven refers to himself as 'the failed actor' hahahaha.
Segal is smooth....dont fuck with that fat greasy wap bastid!

i hate the blues but i wanted a laugh so we tried to get into the club as it was free but he actually surprised me with his guitar playing, i hate the music though, blues annoys me big time. his whole band did actually.

hes really good at guitar. i kind of like his music.

this reminds me of the time I went to the mall to see mr t...

hahhaa that guy has his own energy drink now. The gas station near Mark's showplace has a rediculous assortment including the one stamped by steven segal... Failed actor or not, he used to fuck dudes up. All I remember is him kicking a bunch of biker's asses and breaking pool sticks over their heads.

How is he a failed actor? I hope he aikidos everyone at Foxwoods.

The guy rules.

hungtableed said:

don't forget talking in a constant monotone

i say failed actor because at blockbuster i remember the clerk telling me he releases 4 DVDs a year and they are all junk movies. For the fuck of it I rented Shadow Man last night and I watched it and skipped tracks it was so bad. The guy can't fight today but maybe back in his hey day he was a force to be reckon with but today? he's a nobody. but i will give him credit, he did play a mean blues guitar and well he must be making tons or else who the hell would he be able to release 4 DVD movies a year? Someone yelled at the show "Is there gonna be an Under Seige 3?" and he muttered into the mic "i hope so" the guy is weird if you ask me. he was wearing this funky yellow buddah outfit.

He was never a good actor to begin with though, he's a martial artist who kicked some butt in some cheesy movies. As far as I'm concerned, he's had more success than he rightfully deserved.

hungtableed said:
its so fucking gross

Gotta be better than the Rocky Balboa energy drink.

i would have taken a pic of him running out into the casino but security told me to put it away he runs like a fruit. i couldn't actually get into the seated area because it was full but they allowed pics to be taken while the band was playin. i could hear all the music... then after they were done his entourage like ran out of the place and all these people were chasing him! so i guess even though he's a fat fool and a so called failed actor there were tons of people wanting his autograph. he did do a signing but i couldn't stay, my dad wanted to go home. i never liked steven seagal, i was a jackie chan fan when it came to martial arts movies.

The guitar Doctor in whitman did some fret work on his Gibson 50's flying V. Thing had an alligator skin case worth more than any guitar I've ever seen in person.


He plays mostly fender strats. He's actually pretty good.

I met Sgt. Slaughter at the RI mall. He never breaks character. A real american hero.

i dont care how much yu guys hate him... but he is a 7th Dan akido master so... he must be doing something right...

Above the law
Marked for death
Hard to kill
Out for Justice
Under siege
All rule but he hasn't made a good film in 15 years.

ok, here he is playing away, hahahahaha. he is good at the guitar but fuck HE IS FAT AS SHIT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Shl1YjBMI-k

Failed actor? Who cares? He can kill a man with a lunch tray.

"I'm gonna take you to the bank.... the blood bank."

Steven Seagal > Chuck Norris

hmm, interesting video, i tried looking up this foxwoods show and it brought me to this hilarious seagal fan site
http://www.steven-seagal.net/gallery/showimage.php?i=6847&c=506

thta dude is fat. i like the blues so i can relate to this somewhat.