The assholes who brought you such tender love ballads like "I Sent a Thank You Card to the Guy Who Raped You", "Body By Auschwicz", and "You Got Date Raped" are back together again.

Shows coming soon.

Watch Seth piss his pants
See Josh overdose on stage
Marvel at Nate moving his lips while he reads

The only band in the world who's fans say thanks for getting punched in the face is back!

nice!!!

yay! i love this lineup.

Well Josh, I need to get a show with Anal Cunt and Shit Fuck because it's our dream to open for you guys.

Ditto.

It just won't be the same if you guys don't write a song called "People who like Heartwork are gay".

play more songs off 40 more reasons to hate us.
and write more songs about Chris Barnes

when "I Like It When You Die" came out, we used to sit in coffee shops and dinners and fill napkin after napkin with AC-esque songs. then I saw the 2 1/2 hr set at the elvis room in portsmouth, nh where "you guys" played every single song at least twice. some of them 3 times.
it was awesome.

All I remember about the Portsmouth show is getting thrown out for punching out every single light in the backstage area.

There is something funny about picturing the Friendly Toast littered with AC lyrics though.

i told Seth to play Chris Barnes is a pussy at a show in Waltham like 5 years ago. ( AxCx showed and played an imprompto set, also featured on the bill were Proclomation,and American Nightmare). He though i was calling him a pussy. Than after they played hitler was a sensitive man, outside Seth asked my friend if he really liked Hitler, and my friend said,nah "I just like that song". He called my friend a pussy and said he wanted to punch him in the face.

Than he spit on some asian dude driving by in a car. Seriously one of the funniest nights in my life. I believe it was that exact AxCx lineup

"I KNOW WHEN I COME TO WALLLLTHAM, THERES GONNA BE UNDERAGE GIRRRLS"