he sees us making the absolute stupidest faces of all time and can still look us in the face and have a conversation.

he'll rub your balls without a second thought after some crust kids bullet belt breaks and slaps them, HARD.

he likes the faint.

there are so many more, let's here from you!

please make sure to include at least some sort of homoeroticism.

he is a good singer.

Not only does he take pictures well but they are pics with all dudes.

His hair smells good.

The last end of my post was mentioned because falsecathedrals said to say something with homoeroticism.....don't blame me.

he makes funny faces when taking photos and is an excellent sound man.

Muhahahahahahaahah

he's a sex machine

he helped deliver and raise a baby deer after its pregnant mother was hit by a car. two years later he shed a single tear as he watched his young companion reluctantly return to the woods from once it came.

"Did I ever tell you about the time Rev took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Aaron takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Rev yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'"

1. he found me
2. who else can roll his eyes in opposite directions?

When I crash your wedding, I'm making sure copies of that picture are handed out to all in attendance

he has a love for gay sex in the bathroom

He gives us all something to do for hours on end

I like Rev because he's nerdier than me and cooler than me at the same time.

So there is such a thing as a cool nerd?

that's sort of what Rev is.

the rev likes hiking boots and fresh fruit.

and the #1 reason.... He and Carina are 2 of the nicest people I have ever met at a show

Aaron provides me with up to date pictures for myspace.com

His farts smell like cinnamon buns.

the funniest thing is when I read KINGDIAMOND's post, I was wearing hiking boots and eating some carrots.

Carrot is not a fruit, Professor.

fruit is not a carrot.. think about that for a while

dwellingsickness said:

I agree, new england wouldn't be the same without either of them. we should all feel so lucky to know them

sxealex said:


exactly

the rttp picture vault is really his secret masturbatory archives

he loves us all soooo much

because, The Revs hand is the only hand that beats a royal flush.