I wonder how many teen cuties will lose their virginity tonight.Brings back memories.I didnt get laid on prom night because I didnt go,so I got stoned instead

My neighbor and her friend were looking VERY cute in their prom dresses

hopefully a good percentage of the prom-going population will die drunken deaths this year.

HA HA!!!

i love this time of year, because i go around to the schools for that junk heap of a car they drop on the lawn and see if it was one of my friend's cars.

Gotta love PSA's in real life.
I'm waitin for the day some kid really does plow into his school and everyone thinks it's fake.

Dankill said:

Whats a PSA?

i was coming home from romans last weekend and there was some group of girls in dresses walking through the wendy's drive through because the limo couldnt fit

Jugulator said:

Penis Size Announcement, its for all the prom girls, so they dont waste thier time.

I dont get that joke

I was expelled long before I had the chance to not go to my prom.

You got a wrist rocket? You could perch yourself somewhere with some rocks and have a really enjoyable Friday night.

Were u a problem child Pam?

I went to Catholic School for 6 years, I had no choice.

I can't figure out which part of this thread makes me more hot.

This is one sexy thread.

Anyone else coming to the grim realization that it's Friday and we're on the internerd?

i went to my prom on mushrooms and myfriends tried to convince my hot 26 year old art teacher to dance with me on the last song.

but now i'm going to the prom with a girl i know this year and i'll do coke instead!

I've had sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll tonight already, so I'm excused for using the internerd. You just have to start early.

didn't go to prom...twice. Kinda upset about it, kinda not. Oh well, I just hope some stupid kids drink themeselves retarded (literally, and cannot walk again as a matter of fact) tonight.

I went to prom with a friend so it was like I went with my sister (although my sister would have been 3 or 4 at that time). I didn't drink, do drugs, or get more than a hug. those are 3 things I definitely did not want that night AT ALL.

I'm pretty sure my little sister's prom was last year and if I had read this thread then... I would probably have driven her there and picked her up after HOLDING A SHOT GUN

I did not do to my prom, that is for jocks and preps- not for me. I most likely had band practice on friday nights. Which is way more enjoyable, playing metal, drinking and the hits form the bong.

the_reverend said:
that's why it's good to be me. Everyone knows enough not to fuck with my sister. I don't even need to show up.

yeah, but this is the first year since you turned 13 that you didn't get asked to a prom.

davefromthegrave said:


I hope you plan to use that on yourself one day.

log in, weasel dick.

the_reverend said:


hey atleast you went... i can't even get a date, ya i'm that lame

the_reverend said:

s'ok i'm drunk at home waiting for you to get home and take advantage of me. i can even put on a dress if you want

I am so alone.

RichHorror said:

Brilliant!

I went to two proms, and I got laid after both of them!