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Six-year-old camper killed by bear
Girl's mother and brother injured
Friday, April 14, 2006; Posted: 7:28 a.m. EDT (11:28 GMT)
BENTON, Tennessee (AP) -- A bear attacked a family at a camp site in the Cherokee National Forest on Thursday, killing a 6-year-old girl and injuring her 2-year-old brother and mother, authorities said.
The attack took place near a pool of water on Chilhowee Mountain, said Dan Hicks, spokesman for the Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency.
Witnesses described the bear picking up the boy in its mouth while the mother and other visitors tried to fend it off with sticks and rocks, Hicks said. The mother was injured before the bear was chased away.
The girl ran away during that attack, but was found dead a short time later with the bear nearby. A park ranger fired at least one shot at the bear before it bolted off.
The woman and her son were flown by helicopter to Erlanger Medical Center in Chattanooga, where both were being treated for wounds consistent with a bear attack, Hicks said.
Hospital officials did not immediately return calls for comment, but Hicks said the boy was listed in critical condition. The victims' names were not released.
Forest Service employees, TWRA game agents and several hunters were searching for the bear in an area spanning several thousand acres.
The 640,000-acre park runs along the southeastern Tennessee border with North Carolina, southwest of Great Smoky Mountains National Park.
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She's gone the way of Timothy Treadwell. |
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This is a sexy story. Please excuse me. |
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Women should be killed by bears every five seconds. That would never lose its charm. NEVER. |
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I like how Rich refers to a 6 year old girl as a "woman".
That rules.
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I like them before they develop basic motor functions. That's a classy lady. |
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I like them urine soaked. Especially when its from the pants pissing fear caused when a bear tears off their arm. |
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RichHorror said: Women should be killed by bears every five seconds. That would never lose its charm. NEVER. |
So basically if a women was killed every 5 seconds by a bear then this whole world will be over populated with men so what are you trying to say? |
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Yes. And I could walk around with a 24/7 erection. |
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They should leave the bear alone, it's just being a bear, haha, maybe the kids were being obnoxious and pissing it off. Why can't people accept that we're part of the food chain, besides, I thought we didn't taste good? |
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RichHorror said: Yes. And I could walk around with a 24/7 erection. |
Touche' |
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HailTheLeaf said: I thought we didn't taste good? |
Humans are supposed to be very salty. |
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And very easy to catch...it's not like we can run fast, no teeth and claws, we're easy prey, deal with it! I don't see other animals coming after us in retaliation when a human goes and blows something away...although it would be highly entertaining. |
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if bears wanted to get high, they could just eat everyone who has posted thusfar. though I think if they ate josh martin, they would probably OD. |
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and if they ate rich horror... let's just say they would go into early hibernation. |
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This would be funnier if JoshMartin was eaten by a rhino. |
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Rich Horror for president |
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damn, an ilde, but a goodie. it wanted to be friends. |
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Yeti said: Rich Horror for president |
castledoomerown for president with rich as his dick cheney. |
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Only if I can be his Dick Penis. |
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if only Dick Dale were there, he would have destroyed them both with one run through of Miserlou |
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gonna have to update the song title....
Women: Nature's Chew Toys |
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powerkok said: This would be funnier if JoshMartin was eaten by a rhino. |
I hope he gets his liberal sponge ass pecked to death by Sea Urchins......but then again...he's probably involved with some "Save the Sea Urchins Foundation" somewhere.....
Oh the irony.
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This made me laugh so hard I had a coughing fit and threw up on myself.
God, I hate being sick.
But that' a whole different kinda funny. |
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I think the only "foundation" that josh belongs to is the one that involves drugs and methadone. |
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Saw this on the news just now, They did not show pics, I was disappointed. And they are still looking for the bear, I say kill it and grill it |
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the_reverend said: I think the only "foundation" that josh belongs to is the one that involves drugs and methadone. |
I heard they are building a methadone clinic in Concord..I believe it is the 1st one in the state |
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I don't think so, cause there is at least one up north. I heard a girl from berlin had to travel an hour to get methadone |
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Yup I was misinformed I just looked and found 4 |
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Give the bear a medal, it's natural selection at it's finest, we need some population control! |
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hoser said: powerkok said:This would be funnier if JoshMartin was eaten by a rhino. |
I hope he gets his liberal sponge ass pecked to death by Sea Urchins......but then again...he's probably involved with some "Save the Sea Urchins Foundation" somewhere.....
Oh the irony.
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I like how idiots who support George Bush think that they are Republicans. Bush is more of a tax and spend guy than any Democrat ever was. The only difference is he gives all the welfare money to corporations and iraqis instead of american citizens.
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and one of the campers was eaten by a bear!!
OH MY GOD!
well the bear only ate his hat
was it a nice hat?
oh yeah
OH MY GOD!!!! |
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Josh_Martin said: hoser said:powerkok said:This would be funnier if JoshMartin was eaten by a rhino. |
I hope he gets his liberal sponge ass pecked to death by Sea Urchins......but then again...he's probably involved with some "Save the Sea Urchins Foundation" somewhere.....
Oh the irony.
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I like how idiots who support George Bush think that they are Republicans. Bush is more of a tax and spend guy than any Democrat ever was. The only difference is he gives all the welfare money to corporations and iraqis instead of american citizens.
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Don't you know he's a "compassionate conservative"? He's conserving the wealth of his buddies, and being compassionate by only bombing people in other countries with darker skin. What a great guy... |
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that deer was the man. he flew like butterfly and stung like bee |
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Why is a perfectly funny thread being turned into a political debate? Can we stop. I mean, seriously.
Christ, you guy are like the fun police. |
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pam nli said: Why is a perfectly funny thread being turned into a political debate? Can we stop. I mean, seriously.
Christ, you guy are like the fun police. |
Sorry,
I can't help but point out how incredibly stupid those two fatsos from Hand Choke Neck are.
Ok, back to making fun of the dumb 6 year old who got turned into bear shit.
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This rules, I found a picture of the brainiac. The accompanying story says she "loved nature".
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It's horrible that a little girl is dead, but why retaliate against the bear? I'm sure the bear had it's reasons, other animals don't kill for no reason. |
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I support killing this bear. there are likst 3/4 of a million of these things and they are pests always trying to steal my friggin picanick basket.
once a bear eats human food or eats/kills a human, it should be killed or captured.
A FED BEAR IS A DEAD BEAR.
Bears that are scared or humans are good.
Bears that aren't will just injure use, themselves, and teach baby bears bad things. |
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I support bears killing people, there are almost 300,000,000 of them here and they're way bigger pests than bears...people who aren't afraid or respectful of bears should be caputured and told not to be douchbags. |
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right.. and we all know how that ended up...
someone link the story of that guy who was an advocate of bears that was found dead with a beaar sitting on him eating from his remains.
there are certain times when a bear just snaps and kills humans. it's happened about 65 times in the past 100 years.
these bears deserve to die.
there are certain activities that can not stand.
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Boo Boo was so fucking gay.
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Hey, they never said the bear wasn't provoked...in fact details were pretty sparce about why the bear attacked...Treadwell was eaten because an old bear got sick of him and thought he'd be an easy dinner. |
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HailTheLeaf said: I support bears killing people, there are almost 300,000,000 of them here and they're way bigger pests than bears...people who aren't afraid or respectful of bears should be caputured and told not to be douchbags. |
bears are retarded, you can get rid of them by just yelling a lot and being a dick(not kidding), or if that fails playing dead also works.
unless you're dealing with a black or polar bear. they're behavior is different and will attack shit just for being there.
also native americans used to hunt bears with sticks and rocks. We're higher in the food chain thank you very much.
hahahahaha 6 year old bear shit. Thats great. |
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Boo Boo was perfect BJ height for yogi |
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In the latest update on this story it said they shot and killed the bear they think did this awesome deed. They are going to do a post mortem to see if it is the correct bear.
If it is the right bear, what are they going to do with the remains of the girl that are still undigested? Will they send them back to the mother so she can add them to the casket along with what they found on the ground? Or will they just throw them in the trash? Or will they take them home for masturbation material?
I want to know.
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I wonder who's semen will be found inside the bear too... tune in and be surprised! |
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My money is on masturbation |
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i hope they videotape the autopsy. i would like to see it. |
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Josh_Martin said: This rules, I found a picture of the brainiac. The accompanying story says she "loved nature".
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lol wtf. shes 6 god damn years old. what the fuck would you do if you were 6 and a bear was owning your ass and your parents werent doing shit. id probably run for it too |
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intricateprocess said: lol wtf. shes 6 god damn years old. what the fuck would you do if you were 6 and a bear was owning your ass and your parents werent doing shit. id probably run for it too |
I'd stab it in the face with a rusty fork. If that didn't work, I'd offer it a beer and hope for the best. |
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I smell A.C. nature album.
Your daughter was eaten by a bear because she was gay.
You were thrown 25 feet into the air by a bison because you're a fag.
Camping is gay.
A bear ate your gay brother and got aids from him and then bit you and gave you aids and now you have aids.
Bears are faggots.
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I got jungle rot when I camped at Mike's. |
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intricateprocess said: Josh_Martin said:This rules, I found a picture of the brainiac. The accompanying story says she "loved nature".
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lol wtf. shes 6 god damn years old. what the fuck would you do if you were 6 and a bear was owning your ass and your parents werent doing shit. id probably run for it too |
My parents would not have put me in a situation where being turned into bear poo was an option. Apparently parents in Tennessee and Clyde, OH have different outlooks on what makes an appropriate vacation spot.
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Josh_Martin said: In the latest update on this story it said they shot and killed the bear they think did this awesome deed. They are going to do a post mortem to see if it is the correct bear.
If it is the right bear, what are they going to do with the remains of the girl that are still undigested? Will they send them back to the mother so she can add them to the casket along with what they found on the ground? Or will they just throw them in the trash? Or will they take them home for masturbation material?
I want to know.
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If it's the wrong bear we can hunt down and shoot the asshole who killed it, right? You know, in retaliation for killing an innocent bear. Isn't that how this should work since we're killing everything now? |
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Hooker nli said: I got jungle rot when I camped at Mike's. |
i almost pooed myself when i read that. hooker, you are a genius. |
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HailTheLeaf said: He's conserving the wealth of his buddies, and being compassionate by only bombing people in other countries with darker skin. What a great guy... |
Unlike Clinton, who bombed Slavs (some consider them white).
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Clinton gets extra points for letting that dumb bitch blow up harmless women, men, and children in Waco, TX. They were Christians, so they weren't totally harmless, but they didn't deserve to be blown up, or even bothered. |
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Josh_Martin said:
I like how idiots who support George Bush think that they are Republicans. Bush is more of a tax and spend guy than any Democrat ever was. The only difference is he gives all the welfare money to corporations and iraqis instead of american citizens.
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George W. is a Liberal.
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh man, you've gotta be freakin' kidding me...he's a lost little puppet controlled by greedy neocons and religious fanatics. |
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hungtableed said: Josh_Martin said:
I like how idiots who support George Bush think that they are Republicans. Bush is more of a tax and spend guy than any Democrat ever was. The only difference is he gives all the welfare money to corporations and iraqis instead of american citizens.
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George W. is a Liberal.
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Fiscally, yeah, he is pretty liberal. Taking us from a balanced budget to a trillion dollar deficet, spending money like crazy that we don't have, that's sure ain't conservative behavior.
And where he is conservative is on all the Jesus issues. Which is self-evident why that sucks.
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Josh_Martin said: intricateprocess said:Josh_Martin said:This rules, I found a picture of the brainiac. The accompanying story says she "loved nature".
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lol wtf. shes 6 god damn years old. what the fuck would you do if you were 6 and a bear was owning your ass and your parents werent doing shit. id probably run for it too |
My parents would not have put me in a situation where being turned into bear poo was an option. Apparently parents in Tennessee and Clyde, OH have different outlooks on what makes an appropriate vacation spot.
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i guess thats true in a way. but fucking a, bears can come outta nowhere sometimes
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if you're 6 year old was getting attacked by a bear, would you not throw yourself at the bear and do whatever it takes to stop it? i would sacrifice my own life for that. |
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If I knocked up some broad I would have the kid aborted long before it turned 6.
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