there so good but all this work is killing me.

what would the point of that be.
the journey is the point.

usually i would agree,,but i find myself doing alot of shelling for a little pistachio pleasure,,

I have the same problem with mini reese's peanut butter cups. just shell a few dozen at a time and then let the goodness flow

i can't wait that long

buy a child on the black market, enslave it, and force it to shell the pistachios for you

see i am hoping someone else already has,,then i could just go down the store and buy em,,,if i drive down there to find out they don't sell em already shelled i will go on a killing spree,,,it's been a rough week...

just take your frustrations out on a child slave

you're really pushing this child slave thing,save the childhood flashbacks for your therapist,,go grab a woman and ask her if they sell pistachios already shelled,,

i just had an epiphany

i should get married,then i would have a dishwasher,clotheswasher,automatic vacuum,cum dumpster and pistachio peeler all in one!

i really really like child slaves

anonymous said:


dont forget to add PUNCHING BAG to the list

what do you do when the dishwasher won't work,,

slap the bitch!

i was gonna suggest..get a good girlfriend...

i remember the first time aaron boguht a pomegranite with me and i told him i would peel it and feed it to him while he drove...he had a boner the whole ride..

...he had a boner the whole ride..


Seriously...You coulda left that out

when in doubt call mom!!! yes,you can buy already shelled pistachio's
this makes me so happy,,,i feel like river dancing!

Go to Trader Joe's, they have them there. One time I got them for cheaper what it would have cost to get the unshelled, it was THE GREATEST DAY OF MY FUCKING STUPID LIFE