From the makers of the NE Pickle and Sausage fest
and Loco Lamb of Goat Chowda-thon
We bring you this amazing 2 day line up
at the Pelts club in east bottomram, all u can eat indian boofet right next store (no toilets though)



bands:
Pig Defragmentor (sludgey slow, but getting faster)
Fromage (from out of state, somewhere? france?)
Velveetaz (legend in my own mind)
Projuta (with their hit album 'we can speil')
Hamelich (plain boiled hams)
Parevete' (kosher noise rind core from the north)
(sorry folks - no honey baked ham!! they didn't contact us)
more to come one we find an all nite deli

tickets available through my mom and money goes rigth into my pocket.
Local selfish merch tables will be available to take your money and put it into more crappy music, dogfood and gay porn.

Someone is mad about not being on the Doom and Grind fest!

wahhhh!

I think this forum is a great place to parodize the ramblings of others. Hail freedumb! wahhh I can't handle criticism! wahhh back at youz!

I think you're a very clever lad. But it's still a whine thread by someone who couldn't get on the fest

this reminds of the ol' days of PFAP weird-out posts

URSoMetal! said:

nice try, I'm not in the band! keep guessing.. you know it all eh fool?
Why would I want to be on the fest? I could stand up on stage with my harmonica? Passing wind at some righteous rhetoric from the likes of you? I'd rather smash the instrument in your face than listen to you making up theatrical theories why several people are complaining (and allowed to - see the rttp disclaimer on the front page idiot). Maybe more clever than you think.


Go fish

I think you guys he is poking fun at all the fests going on. Somone musta took it too serious.