I'm working in an office surrounded by women who gossip and talk all day, everyday.

"My son this"

"Avon order this"

"My boyfriend, My husband"

"My Vagina Hurts"

"Survivor this"

if I could only wear headphones instead of having my radio quietly 'blasting' metal all day. fuck.

that sucks...but it's better than being surrounded by people older than you who act like they are not in high school, but in elementary..gossiping and whispering about EVERYONE, being nice to your face and then badmouthing you...some old bag decided she doesn't like me...and is telling everyone...our boss is out...and there are cliques forming all over the place.

all i can say is try to block out the voices...it gets easier with practise...if that doesn't work...can you make calls and talk to your friends about your penis? Give them a taste of their own medicine..haha

maybe good old AxCx has the answer:

-I GOT AN OFFICE JOB FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF SEXUALLY HARASSING WOMEN-

IF YOU WORK WITH ME PREPARE TO GET HARASSED
WHEN YOU'RE STANDING AT THE COPIER, I'LL PITCH YOUR ASS
I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE UGLY, DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE OLD
YOU'RE STILL A WOMAN AND I WANT TO MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN

I'M GONNA SPREAD RUMORS THAT YOU'RE EASY
I'M GONNA THREATEN TO RAPE YOU ON YOUR E-MAIL
I'M GONNA LEAVE A DILDO AT YOUR DESK
SO EVERYONE CAN SEE IT YOU STUPID CUNT

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT
BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT
YOU FUCKING CUNT
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT
YOU FUCKING BITCH
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT
YOU STUPID CUNT

ha-ha THIS cunt gets to listen to whatever she wants to in her office all day! Nile goes over real well, Brodequin's the real favorite, though

we do shirts for nile, and a lot of other death metal bands... yet, 98% of the people that work here are not into metal and have no knowledge of it.

it fucking pisses me off. this company would do so much better if it had people who knew anything about music working for it.

so a lot of times i'll be listening to death metal and of course you get the usual "sounds like he's burping / vomiting comments" from people that listen to salt n' pepper all day. usually i ignore it and just laugh, but sometimes i get annoyed and remind them in that without these bands they wouldn't be getting a paycheck each week.

I sit in a cubicle.
I talk to no one,
well, except for when my bosses ask me for my TPS reports.
or when I go to chachskis or FAO pooter toots for coffee with leo.

tom, if you work with all these old maids, you should be able to get some from them.
think the horse whisperer and seduce a house wife.

umm Tom..where's my Soilwork shirt?

only none of the womenz in here are good looking or have b00bz0rz.

thumbs down.

soilwork shirt. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

i wish my girlfriend could hide under my desk all day.

my gf was suppose to do that,
but we were fighting...
it's too bad too, I got her a little secretary outfit and told her that she needs to "dress more sexy" that it's "her job we're talking about here".
and tell her to do a little "deskwork" meaning "under the desk" work.

(for those of you who missed the TV ads, those are lines from a sexual harasment ad)
in this shitty economy, sexual harasment is selling like hot cakes.

well for those of you who listen to RttP on the radio...you can tell when I am in the house...The Rev's voice gets heavy and he stutters a little...


but all i am doing is hiding under his desk...hahahaha

if you are hiding under there.. I guess the dj after me is going to get a surprise.
*hopes it's a girl and get's camera read*