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returntothepit >> discuss >> If your favorite band had a gay name by Bradness on Feb 12,2006 10:28pm
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toggletoggle post by Bradness at Feb 12,2006 10:28pm
Black Sabbath=...and the sabbath was black
Pink FLoyd-the color Pink looks like Floyd
Poison Idea-my tight pants made that idea poisonous

all right, that last one sucked. But WTF! I'm tired
why do band names suck so bad nowadays?
vegatarianism?
really strong weed?
no one does coke?
i need answers dammit!!!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 12,2006 10:32pm
one word: emotions.



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Feb 12,2006 10:35pm
the_reverend said:
one word: emotions.


fuck your emotions in a paper bag



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Feb 13,2006 12:40am
There are a bunch of great bands with lame names.

Coming up with something original is tough, that's probably why there are bands named REEK OF SHITS and ANAL BLEEDING!



toggletoggle post by DJ Death at Feb 13,2006 8:21am
I hate all those emo/hard core bands containing names that could count as sentences. Their Castro hats and white girl belts must be on too tight.



toggletoggle post by HailTheLeaf  at Feb 13,2006 11:42am
DJ Death said:
I hate all those emo/hard core bands containing names that could count as sentences. Their Castro hats and white girl belts must be on too tight.


hahahaha, that rules



toggletoggle post by Sweatpants at Feb 13,2006 12:01pm
These Pants Fallen
Eyes Will Blink
Three Word Name

Ficticious names my friends made up



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 13,2006 12:03pm
ha, three word name. my friends and i joked around years ago about three word names automatically signifying hardcore.



toggletoggle post by not a coincidenc at Feb 13,2006 12:41pm
how about one time at bandcamp



toggletoggle post by Ryan_M at Feb 13,2006 12:41pm
Sweatpants said:
These Pants Fallen


i like this one; i'd like to join a band called that. the members could all play with their pants around their ankles.



toggletoggle post by not a coincidenc at Feb 13,2006 12:47pm
or not



toggletoggle post by not a coincidenc at Feb 13,2006 12:48pm
id go to the bar n get a nice tall glass of iced water
shake it around to make it mad cold n then throw it on the balls of the lead singer
then i'd bit it

his pouche



toggletoggle post by Hacksaw Jim Duggan at Feb 13,2006 1:41pm
Vital Remains - Brokeback Mountain
Nevermore - The Crying Game
Megadeth - Rent

...oh man, I'd probably wind up being a fanny bandit too...just like Kanyon, hahaha.



toggletoggle post by not a coincidenc at Feb 13,2006 1:47pm
can u imagin him actually getting off when an oversized wrestler type man with a shaved chest and a bearded face flips off the top ropes n lands on his face ass first
mildly disturbing sorry for being such an ass today i know my jokes suck
i'll stop



toggletoggle post by Hacksaw Jim Duggan at Feb 13,2006 2:19pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



toggletoggle post by RepoMan at Feb 13,2006 11:11pm
Torn BrownEye



toggletoggle post by dwellingsickness at Feb 14,2006 9:07am
and the worst name of all...... " Mincing fury and the guttural clamour of queer decay", Killer goregrind band though



toggletoggle post by Bradness at Nov 23,2006 10:00pm
My Chemical Romance



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Nov 23,2006 10:08pm
AUTOPSY_666 said:
There are a bunch of great bands with lame names.

Coming up with something original is tough, that's probably why there are bands named REEK OF SHITS and ANAL BLEEDING!


those are excellent names.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Nov 23,2006 10:19pm
SUMMERTIME DAISIES



toggletoggle post by INFECT  at Nov 24,2006 12:41am
xshecrieswhenitrainsx



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 24,2006 1:03am
Did someone say coke?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 24,2006 1:11am
old mans child
dew-scented



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Nov 24,2006 1:15am
Dew-Scented is badass.

At least their name is original.

Now here is a gay band name:

From A Second Story Window



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Nov 24,2006 1:30am
Old Man's Child means Satan's spawn.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 24,2006 1:56am
really? I would have thought it was about abraham andhis son issac. abraham and sarah had a baby (issac) when they were wicked old and then god told abraham to take issac to the woods and kill him.



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Nov 24,2006 1:57am
that make sense. i guess you've never heard of old man splitfoot.



toggletoggle post by CaptainCleanoff at Nov 24,2006 7:14am
Screaming Afterbirth

YAY!!!



toggletoggle post by diamond_dave  at Nov 24,2006 4:09pm
AUTOPSY_666 said:
There are a bunch of great bands with lame names.

Coming up with something original is tough, that's probably why there are bands named REEK OF SHITS and ANAL BLEEDING!


yeah i was gonna say, nothing wrong with Reek of Shits.
also, don't be suprised to see a sin of angels song called "...and the sabbath was black". too funny.



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