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returntothepit >> discuss >> me = lazy ass by the_reverend on Sep 3,2003 8:41am
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 3,2003 8:41am
I went to bed at 5:30pm last night and got up this morning at 7am.
granted, after a weekend of binging on amphetamines, you need the down time, but that was a little excessive.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 3,2003 8:53am
if that were true then you mean..

you=dumbass
HAH



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Sep 3,2003 8:56am edited Sep 3,2003 8:57am
rev = hairyass



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 3,2003 9:00am
actually...thankfully it is not...his backhair...i can stand though...hahaha



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Sep 3,2003 9:03am
RustedAngel said:
rev = hairyass



correction

rev = hairy asshoooooooooleoeo

don't tell me you know the answer to that one



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 3,2003 9:08am
actually i know that YOU KNOW I know that answer

hahahahahaha



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Sep 3,2003 9:16am
haahahahahhhahaa

owned.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 3,2003 9:28am
no, actually, I was kidding about the drug usage.
I only use crack.

and you both should know about my asshole, you salad tossers.

I guess my body just needed the re-charge



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 3,2003 10:00am
i had forgotten what "toss the salad" meant and looked it up...
yuck
Rev, you are the pot calling the kettle black

i think that's enough asshole talk here.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Sep 3,2003 10:04am
assholes are the best topic ever talked about on earth.

if you want to talk asshole, my work aim is fecefuntime





toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 3,2003 12:19pm
umm ok....so you didn't continue the ass talk??


....here's an ass question..

anal sex....yay or nay?




toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Sep 3,2003 12:24pm
umm, never tried it...

im sort of torn between. id probably try it if given the oppourtunity after a shower was executed. though I still think who cleans inside of their bums? do girls have giant q-tips they swish around their a-holes?

so it kind of grosses me out to think about getting a poopy stick....then again, does it really matter in the moment of humping?

what's your opinion?




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 3,2003 12:25pm
someone's ass-centric.
ra's got that huge ass dildo.
of course he's into anal sex.
I heard that black guy stole his bmx cause that dildo was glued to the seat.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 3,2003 12:39pm
my opinion...

well to be honest...I was curious...just to see how it would be. I think it's funny how guys make comments about "girls who look like they like it up the ass"..like she's slutty or something....but i don't think it's necessarily the case...but what the hell do i know



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 3,2003 1:19pm
to quote an industrial band whos name escapes me at this time:
"if it feels good, do it.
if it don't, don't do it again."

honestly, if ra does get off from that big old dildo going up his pooper
or delay from surfing for gay porn
or joe from the picture of the acacia strains bassist
or thegreatspauldino from listening to powermetal
or you from anal sex, good for you all.

there are too many religions, social and morality issues that block people from doing shit to get off.
NEWS FLASH: 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of people like to get off. that's why you are here to read this.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 3,2003 1:56pm
you did not mention you constantly grabbing my boobs and poking my butt..you freak and salad tosser!



toggletoggle post by ratt_mowe at Sep 3,2003 4:23pm
the_reverend said:

NEWS FLASH: 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of people like to get off. that's why you are here to read this.


somewhat accurate... though you would have been more accurate if you had said "99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of people like to get off. that's why you are here. period. on this planet. thats what your exsistence is for."

cause isnt that true? like anything else on this planet? we are here to eat, fuck, and die. so lets all just enjoy it. and never forget...

sex goes EVERYWHERE!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 3,2003 4:25pm
you sound like that guy I knew.. who used to walk around at night and jerk off on mailboxes of people he didn't like.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Sep 3,2003 4:25pm
eat, fuck, and die. good motto matt.




toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Sep 3,2003 4:26pm
the_reverend said:
you sound like that guy I knew.. who used to walk around at night and jerk off on mailboxes of people he didn't like.


HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHA

though it would be cooler if he jerked off on their mail.



toggletoggle post by ratt_mowe at Sep 3,2003 4:39pm
uh oh.... that was me.... looks like the cat's out of the bag! and you are wrong, it wasnt the people i didnt like, it was the people i liked. i was always told to give gifts to those i like. and i thought... what better gift than the gift of life?



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 3,2003 4:41pm
RustedAngel said:
eat, fuck, and die. good motto matt.




what about listening to music?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 3,2003 4:42pm
"mommy our mail box tastes like your mouth when I kiss you in the morning"



toggletoggle post by ratt_mowe at Sep 3,2003 4:46pm
the_reverend said:
"mommy our mail box tastes like your mouth when I kiss you in the morning"


HAHAHAHAHAHHAA so utterly amazing



and yeah.... music is alright... i suppose....



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 3,2003 5:06pm
I can see convos with you and people you like
you: "expect a present on your mail"
them: "you mean in my mail"
you: "nope, I mean on"

I wonder how they slept after th

I wonder how they slept after that...



toggletoggle post by ratt_mowe at Sep 3,2003 5:14pm
the_reverend said:


I wonder how they slept after th

I wonder how they slept after that...


I wonder how they slept after t

I wonder how they slept after th

I wonder how they slept after tha

I wonder how they slept after that

I wonder how they slept after that.

I wonder how they slept after that..

I wonder how they slept after that...




i can keep going..


hey hey!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 3,2003 6:11pm
someone thinks they are carrattop here.
well, carattop when he was playing colin quinn



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